"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Your Frickin Hott, but im just a little too tall for you"

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"Your Frickin Hott, but im just a little too tall for you"
I was looking for a C&F comeback to that
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DJinTraining06

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Colinski282 said:
"Your Frickin Hott, but im just a little too tall for you"
I was looking for a C&F comeback to that
Say i'll show u tall, and whip out ur schlong!

Nah but seriously, fvck that. If she says that, it means she's never gonna treat u with respect. I mean i dunno maybe you'll get laid, like i even know, but if ur looking to date her, in my opinion screw that. How tall are u? I'm 5'6'' it sux balls. I'm goin out with a 5'9'' girl tonite. She keeps asking if im shallow, she seems uncomfortable bout her height. Usually its the other way around lol You'd think id be. Sux to be a short guy tho i feel ya. Unless ur not short at all and this girl is a bohemoth freak. Not sure.
 

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say "nice, well give me your number, in case I ever need my ceilings scrubbed"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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If you're in a club, get the ugliest or fattest AFC tall guy befriend him and introduce him to the girl. Then say ''Hey babe, I found you're type''. Haven't tried it, but it might work.

BTW How tall are you, and how tall is the girl?
 

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Colinski282 said:
"Your Frickin Hott, but im just a little too tall for you"
I was looking for a C&F comeback to that
"Yeah I know,it's not my fault your a freak of nature."
 

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Colinski, are you a Mexicano?
 

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Thanks :)

its worked for me.

she jokingly agreed to it, and it ended up being her "excuse to come over" later on. ;)
 

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just say "i like tall chicks... i like to climb them, place a flag on their head and claim them as my property! that's hot."

then you start climbing her, hahaha...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Colinski282

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THE_ADDMAN said:
say "nice, well give me your number, in case I ever need my ceilings scrubbed"
Haha nice, that one got her number for me too! :rockon:
 
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