How to handle a drunk HB?

[Carraway]

First post, love the site has been great inspiration.

A little background - I'm 36, reasonably attractive (8.5 on hotornot, for what it's worth) and have been out of an LTR for a couple of years. I meet a lot of people mainly through clubs/bars though quality and longevity can be variable. I get bored quick . I'm much better at taking advantage of natural openings, so am working on the cold approaches somewhat.

Last night I was at a local club, some good eye contact with a very attractive 20something. Later, I'm standing near the dance floor with my back to her and her friend, smoking. I feel a tap on my back, it's her asking for a light.

Me: That's the oldest trick in the book, you think I'm gonna fall for that?
Her: Smile, expectant look.
Me: What's your name?
Her: Sarah
Me: How's your evening?
Her: I'm wankered and going to bed (for the non UK folk, she means she's drunk as hell)
Me: Riiiightttt....

She stumped me, so I ended the interaction and 2 minutes later she and her friend were gone.

Guess I could have played on the innuedno, or just gone straight for the number and wished her good night?

Any pointers as to how I could have handled this better would be great! Thanks!

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

you could always fk, but then that would make you a rapist....

 

[Tomatoes]

you could always fk, but then that would make you a rapist....

Yeah you have to be careful in the UK nowadays....

Drunk = Rape if shes not happy in the morning. Fvcking stupid law. What happened to the days where waking up next to someone you wouldnt have slept with the night before was just a bad memeory.

I like your start.

"Thats the oldest trick in the book" but you needed to extened.


Sarge On!

 

[blinkwatt]

"Thats the oldest trick in the book" but you needed to extened.

"That's the oldest trick in the book,I don't care how mildly attractive you are,you will have to try harder"

 

[Tomatoes]

"That's the oldest trick in the book,I don't care how mildly attractive you are,you will have to try harder"

Sounds good

Would have to be said with a ****y smile


Sarge On!

 

[DanjoZ]

But you have to be carefull when it comes to fvcking drunks cuz it could make you a rapist. But if you leave her AFTER you've fvcked she'll never remember you.



"What's your name?"

I never frankly ask for her name. Make her wanna tell you HER name or ask for yours first. You're not the one to send IOI.

You also didn't make her talk. You asked quick "yes/no"-questions. You should have said something like: "See, my friend is in love with this chick but he's too afraid to tell her. What should he do?"

But hey. That's not the issue anyway.
JUST DON'T RAPE!

 

[Carraway]

"That's the oldest trick in the book,I don't care how mildly attractive you are,you will have to try harder"

Like it, yep that's a good way to open negotiations! I've had a lot of fun before with "just how much that cigarette's gonna cost you" and it's the same deal really...

Would have to be said with a ****y smile

I've a perpetual ****y smile. It's started all sorts of mischief

"What's your name?"
I never frankly ask for her name. Make her wanna tell you HER name or ask for yours first. You're not the one to send IOI.

You also didn't make her talk. You asked quick "yes/no"-questions.

Gah, you're right, i'd not thought about it as an IOI before though it clearly is. I'll go for opinion stuff next time.

On the drunk/fk thing, I normally steer clear of obviosuly drunk women, it usually ends up as a headache one way or another; this one was very cute tho and made the first real move. I felt I could have better engaged and at least got the number for a more sober encounter .

Thanks for the feedback!

 

[LouBrication]

are you serious? sometimes drunk=rape over there? what if YOU'RE not happy in the morning? does that mean she raped you? hmmm....