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    The Vagina Monologs

    I've got insomnia, so I thought I share a quick tip. I bet a lot of guys here won't be bold enough to try it, though. When you're getting intimate with your girlfriend, tell her how much you love her vagina. And yes, I'm being serious. Women become exponentially aroused when you talk dirty...
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    Picking up women is easier than most ppl think.

    After being on this site for nearly four years, I believe a lot of guys here psyche themselves out when they go out clubbing or to a bar. I really don't think it should be all that complicated for a few reasons: 1) Most women at bars/clubs are already in a receptive state of mind. The...
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    Please explain this to me

    I've been coming to this site for quite a while, and I think I know quite a bit about DJing. But for the life of me, I can't figure this one out: Nearly every Thursday, I go out with my parents to dinner. (I'm a 22 year-old med school student that can only afford one meal a day, so when...
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    I Don't Give A F*ck About Anything

    ...and it feels damn good. Actually, I still care about a few important things, but I no longer care about stupid things like what people think of me, trying to conform to society's expectations, saying the "right" thing, getting the "right" job, driving the "right" car, etc., etc. I don't care...
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    I'm Always Going to Call the Next Day

    I've been doing this DJ thing for a while, and I think I'm skillful enough to start being playful with it. For the fun of it, from now on I'm always going to call the very next day. I want to find out if waiting a few days really makes much of a difference. I mean, I understand why we...
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    Uneven FAT distribution

    My entire body used to be skinny, but now my legs and butt are fat. My chest and the rest of my upper body are still really skinny. It looks strange. Is there anything I can do to even out my body fat?
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    Question about SITUPS...

    Whenever I try to do situps/crunches, the muscles in the small of my back really start killing me. Is this normal, or am I not doing the situps correctly? My abs seem like they could go for quite a bit longer, but the pain from the small of my back is so intense that I usually quit. Also...
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    My coke addiction =(

    Coca-Cola that is. No, this isn't a joke. I must have a very addictive personality. At least I've given up smoking. I've given up drinking. I'm eating better--except for drinking at least two Cokes/Pepsies a day. It was actually MUCH easier for me to quit smoking and drinking than it...
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    White Hair

    I'm only 22. Some mornings when I wake up, I notice that I have one or two new white hairs on my head. I usually just pulled them out, but lately it's been *every* morning. I just keep pulling them out. I'm not stressed out. My diet is improving. My health is on the upswing. I don't...
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    Quick Tip to Test Interest Level

    After you've been DJing a woman for a few minutes and using all your skills and humor, tell her a joke that is NOT very funny. I've noticed that when girls start laughing at every joke I tell--regardless of whether it's very funny or not--it means that they have a high interest level in me...
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    No hair on chest.

    I'm 22, and still no hair on my chest. I'm quite hairy every where else on my body. I've also noticed that my chest and arms are not very muscular. It's like I have the upper body of an eight-year-old boy. But my legs and gluts are very muscular. It looks quite odd--scrawny upper body...
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    Make people take a test before they can post!!

    How about this: Require people to take a multiple choice test that they must pass before they can begin posting here. Make it so that they'll really have to study the DJ Bible very well. The test can be written in Pearl of Java or whatever. This is how I envision it. They will sign...
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    Dad keeps track of GF's menstrual cycles

    Okay, I know I've joked about this in a past response to a post, but now I'm serious. One of my ex-GFs had a dad that would keep track of her menstrual cycles. Okay, here's some background: She's upper-middle class, Northern California, Jewish. I was thinking maybe the fact that she was...
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    Streaming Video

    Let's get some streaming video on this, or some other, site. We could get some veteran DJs to go out and get some of their techniques on camera, then upload it on this site. Reading is good, but actually seeing how it is done would help immeasurably.
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    A man's HOME is his CASTLE

    This is a tip for all you fledgling Don Juans that may still be grappling with confidence issues. You more seasoned DJs may find this helpful as well. Let’s say that you are at home sitting on your sofa watching a rerun of Family Ties. Next, imagine that a gorgeous, b*tchy-looking 9.5 is...
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