Recent content by Grandmaster Sexay

Nevermind. Have a cigar.....

Who knows. Considering you haven't met them yet, they could may well turn out to be super skankmasters, especially is one is rather caper.

I would have agreed instantly. Two is better than one.

I always took the view that, if you are taller than a woman, it shows to her: masculinity, control, the feeling of protection and dominant. If that's the reverse, then it's never quite the same. My 2 cents.

Ignorance is bliss!

These kind of situations prove that meeting women doesn't have to be ''manufactured''. It's all about being in the right place at the right time. If something like that happens, milk it for all it's worth.

^ Right you are. The Columbus Myth, ignore what most have said here. They are probably jealous that you are public educated and attend the best school in your area. It's a privilege to have such good education, so make the most of it. Forget about girls for the moment and focus on achieving...

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Mmm, I know. It's difficult having to use phrases that are so predicatable and mundane and quite frankly, doesn't get you very far. It needs to be surreal, unexpected and relevant at the time. Likewise, the success rate would be higher. This is what I thought I would try or you. I take the...

Ah, the great Sir Winston Churchill. Additionally, he used to say '' I may be drunk Ma'am, but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly''. And.... ''I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me'' I have to say, it's been a rather good thread. Reading such...

In your way of humour, it doesn't cease to amaze me. I take the view that, funny is an inconsistent word to imply on all kind of humours. Read back at previous comments in the thread and you'll see why. Ignoring the specifics, maybe humour, likewise, is in the eye of the beholder, but I'd tell...

Sorry to drag this topic back out of the graveyard. Having been away for nearly two months, I've encountered a few moments that I couldn't resist but to post it here. - When a female (a tourist) stopped me whilst cycling asking for directions to a particular location and whether she could...

Ricky isn't the ''driest'' person I've heard. Jack Dee and Paul Merton are the modern day of extended dry humour. The legend I most adore for that sense of humour was the late Spike Milligan ''I told you I was ill!''. :up: In British humour, it is about being as obvious as possible, that...

Unfortunately, to those that find dry humour patronising or condescending, it is something that has to be tolerated, or else. The reason being, there's no point in trying to be someone you are not. It's a natural instinct. As one said, dry humour is not defined to be funny. It can be, or may...

From your point of view, you would feel like the stupid one, but not to others that get it.