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    Having a GF is a pain in the ass

    Nevermind. Have a cigar.....
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    First date, with her friend!

    Who knows. Considering you haven't met them yet, they could may well turn out to be super skankmasters, especially is one is rather caper.
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    First date, with her friend!

    I would have agreed instantly. Two is better than one.
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    Girl is alot taller than you

    I always took the view that, if you are taller than a woman, it shows to her: masculinity, control, the feeling of protection and dominant. If that's the reverse, then it's never quite the same. My 2 cents.
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    Picked up girl on Train

    Ignorance is bliss!
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    Picked up girl on Train

    These kind of situations prove that meeting women doesn't have to be ''manufactured''. It's all about being in the right place at the right time. If something like that happens, milk it for all it's worth.
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    All Guys School

    ^ Right you are. The Columbus Myth, ignore what most have said here. They are probably jealous that you are public educated and attend the best school in your area. It's a privilege to have such good education, so make the most of it. Forget about girls for the moment and focus on achieving...
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    I go with this Girl everyday

    Mmm, I know. It's difficult having to use phrases that are so predicatable and mundane and quite frankly, doesn't get you very far. It needs to be surreal, unexpected and relevant at the time. Likewise, the success rate would be higher. This is what I thought I would try or you. I take the...
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    Do girls really understand dry humour?

    Ah, the great Sir Winston Churchill. Additionally, he used to say '' I may be drunk Ma'am, but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly''. And.... ''I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me'' I have to say, it's been a rather good thread. Reading such...
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    Do girls really understand dry humour?

    In your way of humour, it doesn't cease to amaze me. I take the view that, funny is an inconsistent word to imply on all kind of humours. Read back at previous comments in the thread and you'll see why. Ignoring the specifics, maybe humour, likewise, is in the eye of the beholder, but I'd tell...
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    Do girls really understand dry humour?

    Sorry to drag this topic back out of the graveyard. Having been away for nearly two months, I've encountered a few moments that I couldn't resist but to post it here. - When a female (a tourist) stopped me whilst cycling asking for directions to a particular location and whether she could...
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    Do girls really understand dry humour?

    Ricky isn't the ''driest'' person I've heard. Jack Dee and Paul Merton are the modern day of extended dry humour. The legend I most adore for that sense of humour was the late Spike Milligan ''I told you I was ill!''. :up: In British humour, it is about being as obvious as possible, that...
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    Do girls really understand dry humour?

    Unfortunately, to those that find dry humour patronising or condescending, it is something that has to be tolerated, or else. The reason being, there's no point in trying to be someone you are not. It's a natural instinct. As one said, dry humour is not defined to be funny. It can be, or may...
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    Do girls really understand dry humour?

    From your point of view, you would feel like the stupid one, but not to others that get it.
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    Do girls really understand dry humour?

    Of course, those with an IQ just above a carrot aren't going to quite catch the dift. You should try it with milk instead, it's more lubricated.
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    Do girls really understand dry humour?

    You are quite right. Deadpan humour doesn't work at all with cold approaches as it's based on obscure responses that cannot be identified instantly. Even if it is a risk, but by my natural causes, it is the only humour I use. It is very much like marmite, ''you either love it or hate it''...
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    Do girls really understand dry humour?

    Knowing the Amercians way of tackling that sort of joke, both women are very much likely to take it as an insult, if they are identified to be from each party.
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    Do girls really understand dry humour?

    Dry humour is not widely recongnised in the USA. Most girls (even in Europe) do not like being on the recieving end of irony. Dry humour is defined to be dry and usually blatant with wit. By ''dry'', the responses varied depending on what the joke is in itself. The humour sometimes consists in...
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    Do girls really understand dry humour?

    It seems, from my experience, most females (usually the Amercians) do not grasp the amusing side of dry humour. As some would know, the British tend to comprehend that particular humour better. For example, having encountered many girls, tend to look bemused, at odds or lost when I give the...
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