PumpNightmare
Don Juan
Tony Jaa
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Looking like Brad Pitt should by no means be a goal. He's just a wiry little man. If I ever end up looking like him, I know I have failed.[S]alvatore said:And you heard this from where? The only thing with Rock's chest is that he had a bit of gyno. Not too sure about now though, he lost a fair bit of bodyfat for DOOM.
And for all those people who say Brad Pitt in Fight Club, that can be easily achieved within 3 months. Get your diet sorted, add some cardio & resistance training and you'll get there. Obviously you won't look exactly the same because you won't have the same skeletal structure but meh.
lolbrucevangeorge said:Looking like Brad Pitt should by no means be a goal. He's just a wiry little man. If I ever end up looking like him, I know I have failed.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Cruise said:Stay away from me... :nervous:
Spook said:This one is easy. Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden. Not too big, but big enough - and cut.
http://www.darkzero.co.uk/images/fightclub4.jpg
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Yeah I can see how that sounded gay.Stay away from me...
Yeah Tony Jaa's is good.PumpNightmare said:Tony Jaa
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
brucevangeorge said:Looking like Brad Pitt should by no means be a goal. He's just a wiry little man. If I ever end up looking like him, I know I have failed.
And who's the gay <unt that replied? Fu<king idiot.Enjin 7 said:GHEYEST THREAD EVAR!!!!!!!
Yes, that is alot better but the cehstplate he was wearing made hm look bigger than he really was.Cruise said:Brad Pitt on Troy? Hmmm....
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
I hate to admit it but I really like that song John Cena did. I don't even follow wrestling. I'm usually such a cool person. I feel dirty.Espi said:Bro, I'm not seeing the gyno based on the pics you provided...
Batista has one of the most impressive physiques on the planet...I'd go with John Cena, too.
Yeah, it took me a fair while to notice it as well, as it depends whether he is flexing or not, camera angles etc.Espi said:Bro, I'm not seeing the gyno based on the pics you provided...
Batista has one of the most impressive physiques on the planet...I'd go with John Cena, too.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.