"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you say this girl is a 9?

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Who are we trying to fool here?

This woman is a 9 with a .5 standard deviation up (9.5) or down (8.5) or beyond because of idiosyncratic attraction. All those who say you wouldn't be interested in her are either complete liars or keyboard jockeys. I think the point of the thread has been reached--enough said here.
 

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Howiestern said:
yeah she's close enough to a 9.

Its all about clothes, makeup, hair, and camera angles. some of you are so narrow minded and cant process the big picture.


This guy LOL

he is one of those who would settle for any girl. He probably sees an ugly 4 and calls her a 7.

the girl in the picture has a weird fkin face. A 6 at best
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I think the scale is bullsh!t but I'll go ahead anyway.

CrashOverRide said:
I know looks are super subjective... but I think there are some universal physical qualities in women that a majority of men seem to be attracted to. Because I don't believe there is such a thing as a perfect 10, I'd say this girl is a 9. Thoughts?

http://regionalhotties.com/usa-hotties/midwest-models/ashley/
El Payaso pretty much said the same things I did :p

I've got four ratings - 0 (ugly), 1 (better than w@nking), 2 (would bang) and 3 (would girlfriend). On that scale, she's a 1. Why isn't she attractive? because she has virtually no @ss, hips or legs. Because of her lack of a feminine shape she doesn't look like a girl to me, she looks like a transgender teenage boy with a lot of applied cosmetics. I do prefer really big girls but if she at least had the shape of a grown woman I would be able to feel something for her. I'm not drawn to her face either.

I think this thread proves how diverse men's tastes are but I find all the guys insulting us for saying we don't personally find her desirable are a f*cking joke lol.

Your really looking at the likes of Kate Upton for someone no guy would rate under 9
What if I told you that girl could not be more than a 1 to me either?
 
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She is kind of cute, def not a 9....She is average 5 5/12, 6 on a good day. I like curvy women BTW
 

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that's why these rating scale threads are a waste, everybody will have a different number they choose. if she was naked in your bed i'm pretty sure nobody would kick her out of it, that's what you go on.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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This is not a 9....you can walk into almost any strip club and find one on this caliber or better with a prettier face...she is porn star hot...a 9 is a true beauty....this girl is at best a 7.5 only because she has a nice body.....but for my personal standard because i don't get turned on by white girls...i would say a 7....give me a hot latina or Asian over this chick anyday. This chick's face is a little on the rough side...take away her makeup and she is a 6.
 

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Everyone has their type. For me, although sometimes I like the slut look lol I really like the simple "average" looking hot girls like these....

http://i.imgur.com/spUbgUs.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xs5mVI4.jpg

It all depends how im feelin too. Last Saturday I was out with friends and i saw this geeky looking girl with an amazing body with glasses. I was like whoa... shes kinda hot lol.
 

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Some of the replies here still crack me up lol. I know looks are subjective, but I find it hard to believe there's guys who wouldn't bang this if they had an opportunity.
 

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CrashOverRide said:
I know looks are super subjective... but I think there are some universal physical qualities in women that a majority of men seem to be attracted to. Because I don't believe there is such a thing as a perfect 10, I'd say this girl is a 9. Thoughts?

http://regionalhotties.com/usa-hotties/midwest-models/ashley/
On the last pic with the red bra I would rate her a 9, because she got some cuteness there, but on the others about a 8 because of *****ness and the makeup already mentioned

Edit: WTF, I checked "Sarah V" on the right side, rated the highest with 9,73...her face is lacking everything compared to allm the other girls on the right side. And these photos are shopped to death.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AttackFormation said:
I've got four ratings - 0 (ugly), 1 (better than w@nking), 2 (would bang) and 3 (would girlfriend).
That's a pretty good scale, I think many of us use something similar internally without too much thinking about it but now you've brought it up I can see how some girls can easily be a 1, 2 and 3. I would put her closer to a 2 though based on her breasts.
 

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She's about a 6-7 to me. I like her body. Subjective, however.
 
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