"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Would you say this girl is a 9?

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BTW, on the OP's link, I'd take "Anna K" out of all of them. Very cute face with what looks like a pretty nice body. She'd be my #1 pick.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Malice that girl is cute, half her face covered, but i'll take your word for it lol
 
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TheGambino said:
a 5, way too skinny for me, no chance I would talk to her.

I like fat ass round latinas
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:up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

I still think a 5 is too much. Probably a 4. She just looks like such a scuzzie to me. Fake t!ts, bony waist, no meat on her thighs, smashed face etc.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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4north1side2 said:
Shes alright, not my type.
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Mine, either. I would take the OP chick any day over her. Her looks and body type is what I'm into. Don't care for curves or big boobs myself.

Which is why I've never put much creedence in the number scale. Its so varied depending on individual taste it's ridiculous.
 
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This thread is hilarious!

There should be a thread where everyone posts what they consider a 9...

I understand that some people don't like the girl in the OP but to say she's a 5?

BTW if 10 is tops then 4-5 is average, am I right? ...Are some of you guys saying the AVERAGE girl in the street looks like this?

ROFL...
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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3agle 3yes said:
This thread is hilarious!

There should be a thread where everyone posts what they consider a 9...

I understand that some people don't like the girl in the OP but to say she's a 5?

BTW if 10 is tops then 4-5 is average, am I right? ...Are some of you guys saying the AVERAGE girl in the street looks like this?

ROFL...
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I made one but perhaps I should've put it in the main forum since no one goes to anything else.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=212716

Anyways yeah a 4-5 is laughably ridiculous. Where the hell are you guys living where the average chick looks like this? Apparently everyone here is banging amazon goddesses :crazy:
 
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JoeMarron said:
I made one but perhaps I should've put it in the main forum since no one goes to anything else.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=212716

Anyways yeah a 4-5 is laughably ridiculous. Where the hell are you guys living where the average chick looks like this? Apparently everyone here is banging amazon goddesses :crazy:
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London, England.

Where are you living where the average chick doesn't look like this???
 
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Everyone has their own ideals of 9s and 10s

Your really looking at the likes of Kate Upton for someone no guy would rate under 9
 
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What the hell!? I would love to see the guys who say she is a 5 or 6 puling anything better lmao
 
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3agle 3yes said:
This thread is hilarious!

There should be a thread where everyone posts what they consider a 9...

I understand that some people don't like the girl in the OP but to say she's a 5?

BTW if 10 is tops then 4-5 is average, am I right? ...Are some of you guys saying the AVERAGE girl in the street looks like this?

ROFL...
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Lol exactly. Personally I'd do 6's or better but thats just me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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you cannot grade a HB based on some pics. that said, nice sport, if she looks like the pic. also if she looks like 9 on pics, she is a 7-8 max in real life. if she has a perfect personality, she could also be a 10 :)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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