Charm&Style
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i personally think russel peters is HAAALLARRIOUS
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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David Cross or George Carlin.
KarmaSutra
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Sam Kinison taught me everything I needed to know about life and interacting with women.
"You lying wh0re! You used me, you never loved me! I hope you slide uder a gas truck and taste your own blood. I want my records back, I WANT MY RECORDS BACK!"
I cried like a baby when he was taken away.
"You lying wh0re! You used me, you never loved me! I hope you slide uder a gas truck and taste your own blood. I want my records back, I WANT MY RECORDS BACK!"
I cried like a baby when he was taken away.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Dave Chappelle being a very close second. Along with Dom Irerra.Skel said:
Rollo Tomassi
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Mitch Hedberg and Robin Harris - both dead now.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Victory Unlimited
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Chris Rock: Because his standup routines are funny as hell, AND they always speak truths to the human condition at the same time.
and EQUALLY my favorite:
Rodney Dangerfield: Because just his comedic presence on stage can make you laugh long before he even opens his mouth. That guy oozed comedy from every pore...and his rapid fire "one liner" deliveries were always on point.
May he rest in peace...
and EQUALLY my favorite:
Rodney Dangerfield: Because just his comedic presence on stage can make you laugh long before he even opens his mouth. That guy oozed comedy from every pore...and his rapid fire "one liner" deliveries were always on point.
May he rest in peace...
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
+1 for Chris plus surprisingly, similar on the female side, Kathy Griffin is hillarious in person.Victory Unlimited said:
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Im with you on Mitch Hedberg. His delivery is one of a kind.Rollo Tomassi said:
Bible_Belt
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Ralphie May
WhitePimp
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Louis CK without a doubt! :rockon:
The man is a genius, and can make anything funny.
Example,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8VlUFpqCqU
The man is a genius, and can make anything funny.
Example,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8VlUFpqCqU
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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George Carlin, Chris Rock
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My sig says it all.
Its a tribute to a great comedian and a great guy.
Its a tribute to a great comedian and a great guy.
Serialized3
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Bill Hicks.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.