Charm&Style
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i personally think russel peters is HAAALLARRIOUS
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
KontrollerX
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David Cross or George Carlin.
KarmaSutra
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Sam Kinison taught me everything I needed to know about life and interacting with women.
"You lying wh0re! You used me, you never loved me! I hope you slide uder a gas truck and taste your own blood. I want my records back, I WANT MY RECORDS BACK!"
I cried like a baby when he was taken away.
"You lying wh0re! You used me, you never loved me! I hope you slide uder a gas truck and taste your own blood. I want my records back, I WANT MY RECORDS BACK!"
I cried like a baby when he was taken away.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
KarmaSutra
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Dave Chappelle being a very close second. Along with Dom Irerra.Skel said:
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Mitch Hedberg and Robin Harris - both dead now.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Chris Rock: Because his standup routines are funny as hell, AND they always speak truths to the human condition at the same time.
and EQUALLY my favorite:
Rodney Dangerfield: Because just his comedic presence on stage can make you laugh long before he even opens his mouth. That guy oozed comedy from every pore...and his rapid fire "one liner" deliveries were always on point.
May he rest in peace...
and EQUALLY my favorite:
Rodney Dangerfield: Because just his comedic presence on stage can make you laugh long before he even opens his mouth. That guy oozed comedy from every pore...and his rapid fire "one liner" deliveries were always on point.
May he rest in peace...
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
+1 for Chris plus surprisingly, similar on the female side, Kathy Griffin is hillarious in person.Victory Unlimited said:
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
Im with you on Mitch Hedberg. His delivery is one of a kind.Rollo Tomassi said:
Bible_Belt
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Ralphie May
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
Louis CK without a doubt! :rockon:
The man is a genius, and can make anything funny.
Example,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8VlUFpqCqU
The man is a genius, and can make anything funny.
Example,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8VlUFpqCqU
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Mr. Unique
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George Carlin, Chris Rock
Ace of Flames
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My sig says it all.
Its a tribute to a great comedian and a great guy.
Its a tribute to a great comedian and a great guy.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Bill Hicks.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.