Long Duck Dong
Don Juan
"Well, I ain't king kong but, roll with his nephew donkey."
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
What to do when a girl asks "how big is your **ck"?
- Thread starter Bonez
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
Well depends on the situation... we don't know the whole story.
I'd imagine her looking at me with a "well are u going to whip it out or not" look. lol
BTW great quote you got in your signature.
I'd imagine her looking at me with a "well are u going to whip it out or not" look. lol
BTW great quote you got in your signature.
This guy really killed my thunder. I was gonna post about disqualifying.
There's a good article about it here:
http://www.directnaturalgame.com/index.php?news=4
Kev07
Master Don Juan
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"not big enough to brag about"
Calypzo
Don Juan
No chick has asked me this question, but if I were asked, I'd probably say:
"See for yourself" With a smirk on my face.
"See for yourself" With a smirk on my face.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Tha Realnezz
Master Don Juan
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i tell them 8 but i'm like seven inches...
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I said "I'd rip you open" in a confident seductive way and I killed it.
Thanks for the line, now I just have to think of a way to break it to her so she can brag to her friends and lie to them about sleeping with me. My plan this year is to give every girls there a reason to lie about sleepin with me.
Thanks for the line, now I just have to think of a way to break it to her so she can brag to her friends and lie to them about sleeping with me. My plan this year is to give every girls there a reason to lie about sleepin with me.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
I make her sing the "Do your balls hang low" song to me. Then I will respond.
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
I'm just curious... How many times have you been hit on already on this site???2_intense2 said:um..guess I should of mentioned I was female..
Its like a lamb in a lions den :trouble:
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
...I was wondering whats the worst thing you could say in this sense.
GIRL: "How big is your ****?"
ME: "Not sure, but my dogs ass likes it!"
:cheer:
GIRL: "How big is your ****?"
ME: "Not sure, but my dogs ass likes it!"
:cheer:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
bigjohnson
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Tell her "Open your mouth and shut your eyes".
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
bigjohnson said:
then when she does, turn around and talk to another girl :rockon:
my personal response is "3 inches... from the floor"
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
"I'll tell you, if you answer my questions first: How loose are you, deep are you, how long are your meat-flaps, do you shave, do you smell, and how wet do you get?"
or:
"Doesn't matter: I don't date women that go around asking guys how big their penises are."
or:
Hold up one hand with the index finger out and the thumb making a right angle... almost like you're indicating a size... but then hold the "L" up against her forehead and start laughing in her face because she's a loser.
One thing I learned from customer service: under promise, over deliver. I sometimes tell women I masturbate with an "elbow maccaroni noodle... uncooked."
or:
"Doesn't matter: I don't date women that go around asking guys how big their penises are."
or:
Hold up one hand with the index finger out and the thumb making a right angle... almost like you're indicating a size... but then hold the "L" up against her forehead and start laughing in her face because she's a loser.
One thing I learned from customer service: under promise, over deliver. I sometimes tell women I masturbate with an "elbow maccaroni noodle... uncooked."
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.