Long Duck Dong
Don Juan
"Well, I ain't king kong but, roll with his nephew donkey."
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
What to do when a girl asks "how big is your **ck"?
- Thread starter Bonez
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
Well depends on the situation... we don't know the whole story.
I'd imagine her looking at me with a "well are u going to whip it out or not" look. lol
BTW great quote you got in your signature.
I'd imagine her looking at me with a "well are u going to whip it out or not" look. lol
BTW great quote you got in your signature.
This guy really killed my thunder. I was gonna post about disqualifying.
There's a good article about it here:
http://www.directnaturalgame.com/index.php?news=4
Kev07
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"not big enough to brag about"
Calypzo
Don Juan
No chick has asked me this question, but if I were asked, I'd probably say:
"See for yourself" With a smirk on my face.
"See for yourself" With a smirk on my face.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Tha Realnezz
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i tell them 8 but i'm like seven inches...
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I said "I'd rip you open" in a confident seductive way and I killed it.
Thanks for the line, now I just have to think of a way to break it to her so she can brag to her friends and lie to them about sleeping with me. My plan this year is to give every girls there a reason to lie about sleepin with me.
Thanks for the line, now I just have to think of a way to break it to her so she can brag to her friends and lie to them about sleeping with me. My plan this year is to give every girls there a reason to lie about sleepin with me.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
I make her sing the "Do your balls hang low" song to me. Then I will respond.
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
I'm just curious... How many times have you been hit on already on this site???2_intense2 said:um..guess I should of mentioned I was female..
Its like a lamb in a lions den :trouble:
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
...I was wondering whats the worst thing you could say in this sense.
GIRL: "How big is your ****?"
ME: "Not sure, but my dogs ass likes it!"
:cheer:
GIRL: "How big is your ****?"
ME: "Not sure, but my dogs ass likes it!"
:cheer:
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
bigjohnson
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Tell her "Open your mouth and shut your eyes".
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
bigjohnson said:
then when she does, turn around and talk to another girl :rockon:
my personal response is "3 inches... from the floor"
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
"I'll tell you, if you answer my questions first: How loose are you, deep are you, how long are your meat-flaps, do you shave, do you smell, and how wet do you get?"
or:
"Doesn't matter: I don't date women that go around asking guys how big their penises are."
or:
Hold up one hand with the index finger out and the thumb making a right angle... almost like you're indicating a size... but then hold the "L" up against her forehead and start laughing in her face because she's a loser.
One thing I learned from customer service: under promise, over deliver. I sometimes tell women I masturbate with an "elbow maccaroni noodle... uncooked."
or:
"Doesn't matter: I don't date women that go around asking guys how big their penises are."
or:
Hold up one hand with the index finger out and the thumb making a right angle... almost like you're indicating a size... but then hold the "L" up against her forehead and start laughing in her face because she's a loser.
One thing I learned from customer service: under promise, over deliver. I sometimes tell women I masturbate with an "elbow maccaroni noodle... uncooked."
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.