Long Duck Dong
Don Juan
"Well, I ain't king kong but, roll with his nephew donkey."
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
What to do when a girl asks "how big is your **ck"?
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
Well depends on the situation... we don't know the whole story.
I'd imagine her looking at me with a "well are u going to whip it out or not" look. lol
BTW great quote you got in your signature.
I'd imagine her looking at me with a "well are u going to whip it out or not" look. lol
BTW great quote you got in your signature.
This guy really killed my thunder. I was gonna post about disqualifying.
There's a good article about it here:
http://www.directnaturalgame.com/index.php?news=4
Kev07
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"not big enough to brag about"
Calypzo
Don Juan
No chick has asked me this question, but if I were asked, I'd probably say:
"See for yourself" With a smirk on my face.
"See for yourself" With a smirk on my face.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Tha Realnezz
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i tell them 8 but i'm like seven inches...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I said "I'd rip you open" in a confident seductive way and I killed it.
Thanks for the line, now I just have to think of a way to break it to her so she can brag to her friends and lie to them about sleeping with me. My plan this year is to give every girls there a reason to lie about sleepin with me.
Thanks for the line, now I just have to think of a way to break it to her so she can brag to her friends and lie to them about sleeping with me. My plan this year is to give every girls there a reason to lie about sleepin with me.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
I make her sing the "Do your balls hang low" song to me. Then I will respond.
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
I'm just curious... How many times have you been hit on already on this site???2_intense2 said:um..guess I should of mentioned I was female..
Its like a lamb in a lions den :trouble:
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
...I was wondering whats the worst thing you could say in this sense.
GIRL: "How big is your ****?"
ME: "Not sure, but my dogs ass likes it!"
:cheer:
GIRL: "How big is your ****?"
ME: "Not sure, but my dogs ass likes it!"
:cheer:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
bigjohnson
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Tell her "Open your mouth and shut your eyes".
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
bigjohnson said:
then when she does, turn around and talk to another girl :rockon:
my personal response is "3 inches... from the floor"
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
"I'll tell you, if you answer my questions first: How loose are you, deep are you, how long are your meat-flaps, do you shave, do you smell, and how wet do you get?"
or:
"Doesn't matter: I don't date women that go around asking guys how big their penises are."
or:
Hold up one hand with the index finger out and the thumb making a right angle... almost like you're indicating a size... but then hold the "L" up against her forehead and start laughing in her face because she's a loser.
One thing I learned from customer service: under promise, over deliver. I sometimes tell women I masturbate with an "elbow maccaroni noodle... uncooked."
or:
"Doesn't matter: I don't date women that go around asking guys how big their penises are."
or:
Hold up one hand with the index finger out and the thumb making a right angle... almost like you're indicating a size... but then hold the "L" up against her forehead and start laughing in her face because she's a loser.
One thing I learned from customer service: under promise, over deliver. I sometimes tell women I masturbate with an "elbow maccaroni noodle... uncooked."
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.