Long Duck Dong
Don Juan
"Well, I ain't king kong but, roll with his nephew donkey."
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
What to do when a girl asks "how big is your **ck"?
- Thread starter Bonez
- Start date
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
Well depends on the situation... we don't know the whole story.
I'd imagine her looking at me with a "well are u going to whip it out or not" look. lol
BTW great quote you got in your signature.
I'd imagine her looking at me with a "well are u going to whip it out or not" look. lol
BTW great quote you got in your signature.
This guy really killed my thunder. I was gonna post about disqualifying.
There's a good article about it here:
http://www.directnaturalgame.com/index.php?news=4
Kev07
Master Don Juan
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"not big enough to brag about"
Calypzo
Don Juan
No chick has asked me this question, but if I were asked, I'd probably say:
"See for yourself" With a smirk on my face.
"See for yourself" With a smirk on my face.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Tha Realnezz
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i tell them 8 but i'm like seven inches...
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I said "I'd rip you open" in a confident seductive way and I killed it.
Thanks for the line, now I just have to think of a way to break it to her so she can brag to her friends and lie to them about sleeping with me. My plan this year is to give every girls there a reason to lie about sleepin with me.
Thanks for the line, now I just have to think of a way to break it to her so she can brag to her friends and lie to them about sleeping with me. My plan this year is to give every girls there a reason to lie about sleepin with me.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
I make her sing the "Do your balls hang low" song to me. Then I will respond.
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
I'm just curious... How many times have you been hit on already on this site???2_intense2 said:um..guess I should of mentioned I was female..
Its like a lamb in a lions den :trouble:
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
...I was wondering whats the worst thing you could say in this sense.
GIRL: "How big is your ****?"
ME: "Not sure, but my dogs ass likes it!"
:cheer:
GIRL: "How big is your ****?"
ME: "Not sure, but my dogs ass likes it!"
:cheer:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
bigjohnson
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Tell her "Open your mouth and shut your eyes".
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
bigjohnson said:
then when she does, turn around and talk to another girl :rockon:
my personal response is "3 inches... from the floor"
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
"I'll tell you, if you answer my questions first: How loose are you, deep are you, how long are your meat-flaps, do you shave, do you smell, and how wet do you get?"
or:
"Doesn't matter: I don't date women that go around asking guys how big their penises are."
or:
Hold up one hand with the index finger out and the thumb making a right angle... almost like you're indicating a size... but then hold the "L" up against her forehead and start laughing in her face because she's a loser.
One thing I learned from customer service: under promise, over deliver. I sometimes tell women I masturbate with an "elbow maccaroni noodle... uncooked."
or:
"Doesn't matter: I don't date women that go around asking guys how big their penises are."
or:
Hold up one hand with the index finger out and the thumb making a right angle... almost like you're indicating a size... but then hold the "L" up against her forehead and start laughing in her face because she's a loser.
One thing I learned from customer service: under promise, over deliver. I sometimes tell women I masturbate with an "elbow maccaroni noodle... uncooked."
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.