Saw the other thread by that name and it got me thinking.
What would you do if a girl asked you how big your wang was?
Would you tell her it was "big enough"? Would you say "Its the motion in the ocean"?
There's got to be hundreds of different ways to come back to that without refering to sex explicitly.
Could go in with an IOI right? "A girl who likes talking about **cks, this is going to be a good night"
Or an IOD "You want to know how big my **ck is? Lets talk about something else" (all y'all sosuavonauts should know that trying to get off a sensitive topic will make the girl want to tease you)
Could throw in a false DHV, "The size of my **ck isn't important, what you should really know is that my **ck makes over $150,000 a year!"
You could always smack the conversation down with a time constraint "Sorry can't answer that, got to answer my phone, its vibrating" (Use the its vibrating line a lot and watch for a change in facial expression, those girls love the **ck)
What else is there? Its been like a year since I've checked this site out. IOI, IOD, DHV, time constraint. What are the other techniques that are easy to use one liners?
What would you do if a girl asked you how big your wang was?
Would you tell her it was "big enough"? Would you say "Its the motion in the ocean"?
There's got to be hundreds of different ways to come back to that without refering to sex explicitly.
Could go in with an IOI right? "A girl who likes talking about **cks, this is going to be a good night"
Or an IOD "You want to know how big my **ck is? Lets talk about something else" (all y'all sosuavonauts should know that trying to get off a sensitive topic will make the girl want to tease you)
Could throw in a false DHV, "The size of my **ck isn't important, what you should really know is that my **ck makes over $150,000 a year!"
You could always smack the conversation down with a time constraint "Sorry can't answer that, got to answer my phone, its vibrating" (Use the its vibrating line a lot and watch for a change in facial expression, those girls love the **ck)
What else is there? Its been like a year since I've checked this site out. IOI, IOD, DHV, time constraint. What are the other techniques that are easy to use one liners?
