Long Duck Dong
Don Juan
"Well, I ain't king kong but, roll with his nephew donkey."
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What to do when a girl asks "how big is your **ck"?
- Thread starter Bonez
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
Well depends on the situation... we don't know the whole story.
I'd imagine her looking at me with a "well are u going to whip it out or not" look. lol
BTW great quote you got in your signature.
I'd imagine her looking at me with a "well are u going to whip it out or not" look. lol
BTW great quote you got in your signature.
This guy really killed my thunder. I was gonna post about disqualifying.
There's a good article about it here:
http://www.directnaturalgame.com/index.php?news=4
Kev07
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"not big enough to brag about"
Calypzo
Don Juan
No chick has asked me this question, but if I were asked, I'd probably say:
"See for yourself" With a smirk on my face.
"See for yourself" With a smirk on my face.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Tha Realnezz
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i tell them 8 but i'm like seven inches...
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I said "I'd rip you open" in a confident seductive way and I killed it.
Thanks for the line, now I just have to think of a way to break it to her so she can brag to her friends and lie to them about sleeping with me. My plan this year is to give every girls there a reason to lie about sleepin with me.
Thanks for the line, now I just have to think of a way to break it to her so she can brag to her friends and lie to them about sleeping with me. My plan this year is to give every girls there a reason to lie about sleepin with me.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
I make her sing the "Do your balls hang low" song to me. Then I will respond.
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
I'm just curious... How many times have you been hit on already on this site???2_intense2 said:um..guess I should of mentioned I was female..
Its like a lamb in a lions den :trouble:
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
...I was wondering whats the worst thing you could say in this sense.
GIRL: "How big is your ****?"
ME: "Not sure, but my dogs ass likes it!"
:cheer:
GIRL: "How big is your ****?"
ME: "Not sure, but my dogs ass likes it!"
:cheer:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
bigjohnson
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Tell her "Open your mouth and shut your eyes".
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
bigjohnson said:
then when she does, turn around and talk to another girl :rockon:
my personal response is "3 inches... from the floor"
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
"I'll tell you, if you answer my questions first: How loose are you, deep are you, how long are your meat-flaps, do you shave, do you smell, and how wet do you get?"
or:
"Doesn't matter: I don't date women that go around asking guys how big their penises are."
or:
Hold up one hand with the index finger out and the thumb making a right angle... almost like you're indicating a size... but then hold the "L" up against her forehead and start laughing in her face because she's a loser.
One thing I learned from customer service: under promise, over deliver. I sometimes tell women I masturbate with an "elbow maccaroni noodle... uncooked."
or:
"Doesn't matter: I don't date women that go around asking guys how big their penises are."
or:
Hold up one hand with the index finger out and the thumb making a right angle... almost like you're indicating a size... but then hold the "L" up against her forehead and start laughing in her face because she's a loser.
One thing I learned from customer service: under promise, over deliver. I sometimes tell women I masturbate with an "elbow maccaroni noodle... uncooked."
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.