BasTurdguy
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I'll take 'Sh-t that never happened' for $500, Alex!
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
What everyone REALLY thinks when they read braggadocious claims on SS.
- Thread starter BasTurdguy
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BasTurdguy
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Ill be sure to let the sanitarium know you've escaped so they can re-claim you.
BasTurdguy
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Nostalgia gets the best of me.
You however are one lil, tumorous ****posting target with "Kick Me" scribbled all over your forehead.
Keep up the good work.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
He must be lonely in his mom's basement on New Years Eve.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
'His testicles dropped late.'
or
'That guy has a serious case of PDS! (penile deficiency syndrome)'
or
'That guy has a serious case of PDS! (penile deficiency syndrome)'
nicksaiz65
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Dang how’d you get so good bro? Lol
wifehunter
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guru1000
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I am very disappointed fellas; I guess some women are mad at me, as I got only 7 New Year texts.
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6957_zpsgpsjagwx.png.html?sort=2&o=15
... well at least 4 of the 7 are professional models
Oh btw, before I go. I had a first date with one of the models above three weeks ago. I scheduled a second date which I flaked on because I wasn't in the mood that night. No contact after. Three weeks later ....
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6953_zpshyuqn6cj.png.html?sort=2&o=16
She asks me out with the implicit offer of sex (so I won't flake on her again) LOL
Damn braggarts ... Such frauds. I hate them!
Gentlemen, the art is in learning to dismiss them (any without reason).
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6957_zpsgpsjagwx.png.html?sort=2&o=15
... well at least 4 of the 7 are professional models
Oh btw, before I go. I had a first date with one of the models above three weeks ago. I scheduled a second date which I flaked on because I wasn't in the mood that night. No contact after. Three weeks later ....
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6953_zpshyuqn6cj.png.html?sort=2&o=16
She asks me out with the implicit offer of sex (so I won't flake on her again) LOL
Damn braggarts ... Such frauds. I hate them!
Gentlemen, the art is in learning to dismiss them (any without reason).
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.