BasTurdguy
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I'll take 'Sh-t that never happened' for $500, Alex!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
What everyone REALLY thinks when they read braggadocious claims on SS.
- Thread starter BasTurdguy
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BasTurdguy
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Ill be sure to let the sanitarium know you've escaped so they can re-claim you.
BasTurdguy
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Nostalgia gets the best of me.
You however are one lil, tumorous ****posting target with "Kick Me" scribbled all over your forehead.
Keep up the good work.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
He must be lonely in his mom's basement on New Years Eve.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
'His testicles dropped late.'
or
'That guy has a serious case of PDS! (penile deficiency syndrome)'
or
'That guy has a serious case of PDS! (penile deficiency syndrome)'
nicksaiz65
Master Don Juan
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Dang how’d you get so good bro? Lol
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
guru1000
Master Don Juan
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I am very disappointed fellas; I guess some women are mad at me, as I got only 7 New Year texts.
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6957_zpsgpsjagwx.png.html?sort=2&o=15
... well at least 4 of the 7 are professional models
Oh btw, before I go. I had a first date with one of the models above three weeks ago. I scheduled a second date which I flaked on because I wasn't in the mood that night. No contact after. Three weeks later ....
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6953_zpshyuqn6cj.png.html?sort=2&o=16
She asks me out with the implicit offer of sex (so I won't flake on her again) LOL
Damn braggarts ... Such frauds. I hate them!
Gentlemen, the art is in learning to dismiss them (any without reason).
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6957_zpsgpsjagwx.png.html?sort=2&o=15
... well at least 4 of the 7 are professional models
Oh btw, before I go. I had a first date with one of the models above three weeks ago. I scheduled a second date which I flaked on because I wasn't in the mood that night. No contact after. Three weeks later ....
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6953_zpshyuqn6cj.png.html?sort=2&o=16
She asks me out with the implicit offer of sex (so I won't flake on her again) LOL
Damn braggarts ... Such frauds. I hate them!
Gentlemen, the art is in learning to dismiss them (any without reason).
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.