BasTurdguy
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I'll take 'Sh-t that never happened' for $500, Alex!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What everyone REALLY thinks when they read braggadocious claims on SS.
- Thread starter BasTurdguy
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
BasTurdguy
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Ill be sure to let the sanitarium know you've escaped so they can re-claim you.
BasTurdguy
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Nostalgia gets the best of me.
You however are one lil, tumorous ****posting target with "Kick Me" scribbled all over your forehead.
Keep up the good work.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
He must be lonely in his mom's basement on New Years Eve.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
'His testicles dropped late.'
or
'That guy has a serious case of PDS! (penile deficiency syndrome)'
or
'That guy has a serious case of PDS! (penile deficiency syndrome)'
nicksaiz65
Master Don Juan
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Dang how’d you get so good bro? Lol
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
guru1000
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I am very disappointed fellas; I guess some women are mad at me, as I got only 7 New Year texts.
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6957_zpsgpsjagwx.png.html?sort=2&o=15
... well at least 4 of the 7 are professional models
Oh btw, before I go. I had a first date with one of the models above three weeks ago. I scheduled a second date which I flaked on because I wasn't in the mood that night. No contact after. Three weeks later ....
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6953_zpshyuqn6cj.png.html?sort=2&o=16
She asks me out with the implicit offer of sex (so I won't flake on her again) LOL
Damn braggarts ... Such frauds. I hate them!
Gentlemen, the art is in learning to dismiss them (any without reason).
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6957_zpsgpsjagwx.png.html?sort=2&o=15
... well at least 4 of the 7 are professional models
Oh btw, before I go. I had a first date with one of the models above three weeks ago. I scheduled a second date which I flaked on because I wasn't in the mood that night. No contact after. Three weeks later ....
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6953_zpshyuqn6cj.png.html?sort=2&o=16
She asks me out with the implicit offer of sex (so I won't flake on her again) LOL
Damn braggarts ... Such frauds. I hate them!
Gentlemen, the art is in learning to dismiss them (any without reason).
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.