BasTurdguy
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I'll take 'Sh-t that never happened' for $500, Alex!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What everyone REALLY thinks when they read braggadocious claims on SS.
- Thread starter BasTurdguy
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
BasTurdguy
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Ill be sure to let the sanitarium know you've escaped so they can re-claim you.
BasTurdguy
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Nostalgia gets the best of me.
You however are one lil, tumorous ****posting target with "Kick Me" scribbled all over your forehead.
Keep up the good work.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
He must be lonely in his mom's basement on New Years Eve.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
'His testicles dropped late.'
or
'That guy has a serious case of PDS! (penile deficiency syndrome)'
or
'That guy has a serious case of PDS! (penile deficiency syndrome)'
nicksaiz65
Master Don Juan
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Dang how’d you get so good bro? Lol
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
guru1000
Master Don Juan
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I am very disappointed fellas; I guess some women are mad at me, as I got only 7 New Year texts.
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6957_zpsgpsjagwx.png.html?sort=2&o=15
... well at least 4 of the 7 are professional models
Oh btw, before I go. I had a first date with one of the models above three weeks ago. I scheduled a second date which I flaked on because I wasn't in the mood that night. No contact after. Three weeks later ....
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6953_zpshyuqn6cj.png.html?sort=2&o=16
She asks me out with the implicit offer of sex (so I won't flake on her again) LOL
Damn braggarts ... Such frauds. I hate them!
Gentlemen, the art is in learning to dismiss them (any without reason).
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6957_zpsgpsjagwx.png.html?sort=2&o=15
... well at least 4 of the 7 are professional models
Oh btw, before I go. I had a first date with one of the models above three weeks ago. I scheduled a second date which I flaked on because I wasn't in the mood that night. No contact after. Three weeks later ....
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6953_zpshyuqn6cj.png.html?sort=2&o=16
She asks me out with the implicit offer of sex (so I won't flake on her again) LOL
Damn braggarts ... Such frauds. I hate them!
Gentlemen, the art is in learning to dismiss them (any without reason).
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.