BasTurdguy
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I'll take 'Sh-t that never happened' for $500, Alex!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
What everyone REALLY thinks when they read braggadocious claims on SS.
- Thread starter BasTurdguy
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
BasTurdguy
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Ill be sure to let the sanitarium know you've escaped so they can re-claim you.
BasTurdguy
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Nostalgia gets the best of me.
You however are one lil, tumorous ****posting target with "Kick Me" scribbled all over your forehead.
Keep up the good work.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
He must be lonely in his mom's basement on New Years Eve.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
'His testicles dropped late.'
or
'That guy has a serious case of PDS! (penile deficiency syndrome)'
or
'That guy has a serious case of PDS! (penile deficiency syndrome)'
nicksaiz65
Master Don Juan
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Dang how’d you get so good bro? Lol
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
guru1000
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I am very disappointed fellas; I guess some women are mad at me, as I got only 7 New Year texts.
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6957_zpsgpsjagwx.png.html?sort=2&o=15
... well at least 4 of the 7 are professional models
Oh btw, before I go. I had a first date with one of the models above three weeks ago. I scheduled a second date which I flaked on because I wasn't in the mood that night. No contact after. Three weeks later ....
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6953_zpshyuqn6cj.png.html?sort=2&o=16
She asks me out with the implicit offer of sex (so I won't flake on her again) LOL
Damn braggarts ... Such frauds. I hate them!
Gentlemen, the art is in learning to dismiss them (any without reason).
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6957_zpsgpsjagwx.png.html?sort=2&o=15
... well at least 4 of the 7 are professional models
Oh btw, before I go. I had a first date with one of the models above three weeks ago. I scheduled a second date which I flaked on because I wasn't in the mood that night. No contact after. Three weeks later ....
http://s682.photobucket.com/user/guru1000/media/IMG_6953_zpshyuqn6cj.png.html?sort=2&o=16
She asks me out with the implicit offer of sex (so I won't flake on her again) LOL
Damn braggarts ... Such frauds. I hate them!
Gentlemen, the art is in learning to dismiss them (any without reason).
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.