"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Waited too long to **** her....LOL

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This chick looks way too young for you to be ****ing bro....she looks 16 and you look 36 lol
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Blue Hef said:
This chick looks way too young for you to be ****ing bro....she looks 16 and you look 36 lol
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It's black genetics they can't be helped
 
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Ha ha, the girl looks about 13! There's no way she's legal.

Same thing happened to me a few weeks ago - I left things too late: Some HB8 I used to know from years ago contacts me again quite randomly through FB, after enjoying a comment I made on a mutual friend's page. She's flirting big time. She gets my email address and I play it like I couldn't give a sh1t, but then SHE escalates things quite quickly. She starts sending me VERY explicit X rated pictures / videos by email and MMS, her with toys, gorgeous underwear on, in the bath stuff, says she's a squirter and sends me video evidence. It also turns out she's a kinkster and is a big **** fan and very submissive. Wants me to go around there, Dominate, whip, spank, hot wax and fvck the sh1t out of her. "You can do ANYTHING you like to me.. oh and I love pain." were her words. She's got all the gear too, really into the scene.

So anyway I was planning on visiting her (she's live quite a way away) but I'd booked some time away on a holiday and was away with work related stuff, so couldn't for a few weeks. Anyway when I get back I fancy some hardcore action, I email her and she replies...

"I really want to, but I've just met someone and it wouldn't be fair to him."

She'd gone to a party met some bloke and that's it, opportunity missed..... sigh....!
 
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Skalioppe said:
Ha ha, the girl looks about 13! There's no way she's legal.

Same thing happened to me a few weeks ago - I left things too late: Some HB8 I used to know from years ago contacts me again quite randomly through FB, after enjoying a comment I made on a mutual friend's page. She's flirting big time. She gets my email address and I play it like I couldn't give a sh1t, but then SHE escalates things quite quickly. She starts sending me VERY explicit X rated pictures / videos by email and MMS, her with toys, gorgeous underwear on, in the bath stuff, says she's a squirter and sends me video evidence. It also turns out she's a kinkster and is a big **** fan and very submissive. Wants me to go around there, Dominate, whip, spank, hot wax and fvck the sh1t out of her. "You can do ANYTHING you like to me.. oh and I love pain." were her words. She's got all the gear too, really into the scene.

So anyway I was planning on visiting her (she's live quite a way away) but I'd booked some time away on a holiday and was away with work related stuff, so couldn't for a few weeks. Anyway when I get back I fancy some hardcore action, I email her and she replies...

"I really want to, but I've just met someone and it wouldn't be fair to him."

She'd gone to a party met some bloke and that's it, opportunity missed..... sigh....!
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Ouch man that's the worst.

That really sucks because your girl was WAY more obvious than my story. I mean wtf man!!! Where did you have to go that was so important???

That girl sounds like a HUGE freak. And definitely not the relationship type of girl. fvck that guy seriously. get back with her and hit that.


You can't change the past but I really wish you would have visited her for like one night only...give her a little taste you know what I'm saying and then left to do your business. Then she wouldn't be so concerned with whatever fvcktard she's dealing with now


such is life !!!!!! :rolleyes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Seems like I seen these same pictures posted here a few months ago. Just the one with you is edited with your photo. Like the girl in that photo was going out with a AFC who just graduated from high school. As a matter of fact that dude was a member on this site. Not sure if you was the one that posted these pictures sometime ago.

She is okay. I guess. She scares me because she looks very young like she is freshman in high school and you look like a senior in college.

That BPD is a HUGE turn off and like Zerro said, the rating system is broken. It's either fvck or not fvck. Simple. That's the best system.
 
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bcolon said:
Seems like I seen these same pictures posted here a few months ago. Just the one with you is edited with your photo. Like the girl in that photo was going out with a AFC who just graduated from high school. As a matter of fact that dude was a member on this site. Not sure if you was the one that posted these pictures sometime ago.

She is okay. I guess. She scares me because she looks very young like she is freshman in high school and you look like a senior in college.

That BPD is a HUGE turn off and like Zerro said, the rating system is broken. It's either fvck or not fvck. Simple. That's the best system.
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From your text you seem kind of...depressed. Are you doing alright bcolon?
 
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Funny, my last BPD (who I broke up with a year and a half ago) just now texted my that she is sick today, she misses my "warm and unique ways".

The vortex is starting to swirl again and my future sanity depends on my staying away (which I can easily do now).

Beware the BPD. She is the strongest drug known to mankind. They can be extremely difficult to get rid of.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DAAMMMN!

I would have "piped her" right quick, then dropped at the first sign of trouble.

Missed opportunity for sure. It happens to the best of us. I missed out on a 3-some once.

The pics of both girls are equally fvckable IMO. I'd rate them both 7's by the photos.
 
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DAAMMMN!

I would have "piped her" right quick, then dropped at the first sign of trouble.

Missed opportunity for sure. It happens to the best of us. I missed out on a 3-some once.

The pics of both girls are equally fvckable IMO. I'd rate them both 7's by the photos.
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Well both girls happen to be the same person
 
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