tony-montana
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i am not gay or anything but i think vaginas can look pretty nasty. i always thought they looked like facehuggers from aliens.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
vaginas are ugly
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
KidwithSocks
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I think they are sexy and hmm cute.
Bloke
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What does a vagina look like before sex ?
A beautiful rose.
What does a vagina look like after sex ?
Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
A beautiful rose.
What does a vagina look like after sex ?
Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
KidwithSocks
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That had me cracking when i first heard that joke. TRUE non the less :crazy:Bloke said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Teflon_Mcgee
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I love how the vag looks. I don't think they are ugly at all.
Penises on the other hand are pretty ugly.
Penises on the other hand are pretty ugly.
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
vaginas are the most beautiful things on earth.
my jaw literally hurts when i see a pvssy cause I want to taste it so bad...
...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
my jaw literally hurts when i see a pvssy cause I want to taste it so bad...
...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
guywhoneedshelp
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Rob said this once and it says in Alex's AIM profile
"Rob is a flamer because he thinks vagina's are ugly."
"Rob is a flamer because he thinks vagina's are ugly."
ima str8 up pimp
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they taste pretty good, depending on how hott the ***** is of coarse...
like oysters... they're an aquired taste.
like oysters... they're an aquired taste.
Forty0ztoFreedom
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I have to admit . . I LOVE the female body, the curves, t!ts, @ss, legs, everything . . but when its real close and you see one of those HARDCORE porn shots of it . . spread eagle . .
Not a fan.
Not a fan.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
bigjohnson
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Just like the rest of her, some are pretty, some look like 14 pounds of chopped liver.
It's not age or children, must be genetics or something.
It's not age or children, must be genetics or something.
DonGorgon
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This thread sounds like a subliminal gay roll call...LOL
I love the way vages look the bigger the better..:rockon:
I love the way vages look the bigger the better..:rockon:
nightcrawler
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I'm obsessed with vagina for some reason
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
i pick prime rib man...so the beef i been through has always looked and smelt dam near perfect...so..i got no complaints about how p*ssy looks..i have yet to see an ugly one..lol..i hope i never see one either..
i love the female body..top to bottom..i love women SO much i wanna get me atleast 14!!! 2 for each day!
i love the female body..top to bottom..i love women SO much i wanna get me atleast 14!!! 2 for each day!
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Thats just a gay thing to say. Since when did vaginas become scary and frighten anyone? Hahaha funny people.Randallpink83 said:
You can't generalize. There are way too many vagina types. I think a pretty vagina is one that just looks like a nice, tight slit, with no meat curtains dangling out. The outer lips should be protrude a little and look soft, and not deflated. This is a nice pvssy: http://www.kindgirls.com/gal1999/jenni_37545/jenni_37545_4.jpg
An ugly vagina...well this is hard to beat: http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/
An ugly vagina...well this is hard to beat: http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/
I.A.F.Y.B.
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Quit getting hors with nasty pvssies!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.