tony-montana
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i am not gay or anything but i think vaginas can look pretty nasty. i always thought they looked like facehuggers from aliens.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
vaginas are ugly
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
KidwithSocks
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I think they are sexy and hmm cute.
Bloke
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What does a vagina look like before sex ?
A beautiful rose.
What does a vagina look like after sex ?
Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
A beautiful rose.
What does a vagina look like after sex ?
Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
KidwithSocks
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That had me cracking when i first heard that joke. TRUE non the less :crazy:Bloke said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Teflon_Mcgee
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I love how the vag looks. I don't think they are ugly at all.
Penises on the other hand are pretty ugly.
Penises on the other hand are pretty ugly.
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
vaginas are the most beautiful things on earth.
my jaw literally hurts when i see a pvssy cause I want to taste it so bad...
...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
my jaw literally hurts when i see a pvssy cause I want to taste it so bad...
...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
guywhoneedshelp
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Rob said this once and it says in Alex's AIM profile
"Rob is a flamer because he thinks vagina's are ugly."
"Rob is a flamer because he thinks vagina's are ugly."
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they taste pretty good, depending on how hott the ***** is of coarse...
like oysters... they're an aquired taste.
like oysters... they're an aquired taste.
Forty0ztoFreedom
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I have to admit . . I LOVE the female body, the curves, t!ts, @ss, legs, everything . . but when its real close and you see one of those HARDCORE porn shots of it . . spread eagle . .
Not a fan.
Not a fan.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
bigjohnson
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Just like the rest of her, some are pretty, some look like 14 pounds of chopped liver.
It's not age or children, must be genetics or something.
It's not age or children, must be genetics or something.
DonGorgon
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This thread sounds like a subliminal gay roll call...LOL
I love the way vages look the bigger the better..:rockon:
I love the way vages look the bigger the better..:rockon:
nightcrawler
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I'm obsessed with vagina for some reason
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
i pick prime rib man...so the beef i been through has always looked and smelt dam near perfect...so..i got no complaints about how p*ssy looks..i have yet to see an ugly one..lol..i hope i never see one either..
i love the female body..top to bottom..i love women SO much i wanna get me atleast 14!!! 2 for each day!
i love the female body..top to bottom..i love women SO much i wanna get me atleast 14!!! 2 for each day!
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Thats just a gay thing to say. Since when did vaginas become scary and frighten anyone? Hahaha funny people.Randallpink83 said:
You can't generalize. There are way too many vagina types. I think a pretty vagina is one that just looks like a nice, tight slit, with no meat curtains dangling out. The outer lips should be protrude a little and look soft, and not deflated. This is a nice pvssy: http://www.kindgirls.com/gal1999/jenni_37545/jenni_37545_4.jpg
An ugly vagina...well this is hard to beat: http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/
An ugly vagina...well this is hard to beat: http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Quit getting hors with nasty pvssies!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.