"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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vaginas are ugly

do you think vaginas are ugly?

  • Yes

    Votes: 19 27.9%
  • No

    Votes: 49 72.1%

  • Total voters
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tony-montana

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i am not gay or anything but i think vaginas can look pretty nasty. i always thought they looked like facehuggers from aliens.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Bloke

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What does a vagina look like before sex ?

A beautiful rose.

What does a vagina look like after sex ?

Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
 

KidwithSocks

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Bloke said:
What does a vagina look like before sex ?

A beautiful rose.

What does a vagina look like after sex ?

Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
That had me cracking when i first heard that joke. TRUE non the less :crazy:
 

librito

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Vaginas are ugly on the outside but feel beautiful on the inside. Young's chicks are beutiful, older women's are ugly specially when the vagina's lips start hanging out.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Teflon_Mcgee

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I love how the vag looks. I don't think they are ugly at all.

Penises on the other hand are pretty ugly.
 

Randallpink83

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vaginas are the most beautiful things on earth.

my jaw literally hurts when i see a pvssy cause I want to taste it so bad...



...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
 

guywhoneedshelp

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Rob said this once and it says in Alex's AIM profile

"Rob is a flamer because he thinks vagina's are ugly."
 
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they taste pretty good, depending on how hott the ***** is of coarse...

like oysters... they're an aquired taste.
 

Forty0ztoFreedom

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I have to admit . . I LOVE the female body, the curves, t!ts, @ss, legs, everything . . but when its real close and you see one of those HARDCORE porn shots of it . . spread eagle . .

Not a fan.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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bigjohnson

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Just like the rest of her, some are pretty, some look like 14 pounds of chopped liver.

It's not age or children, must be genetics or something.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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slickaz

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i pick prime rib man...so the beef i been through has always looked and smelt dam near perfect...so..i got no complaints about how p*ssy looks..i have yet to see an ugly one..lol..i hope i never see one either..

i love the female body..top to bottom..i love women SO much i wanna get me atleast 14!!! 2 for each day!
 

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Randallpink83 said:
...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
Thats just a gay thing to say. Since when did vaginas become scary and frighten anyone? Hahaha funny people.
 

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Lexington

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They turn me on, but yeah, from a purely aesthetic point of view, they're not really that pleasing. Of course, it's not like ****s are very visually appealing either. They are however, neater than vag.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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Quit getting hors with nasty pvssies!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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