tony-montana
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i am not gay or anything but i think vaginas can look pretty nasty. i always thought they looked like facehuggers from aliens.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
vaginas are ugly
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
KidwithSocks
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I think they are sexy and hmm cute.
Bloke
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What does a vagina look like before sex ?
A beautiful rose.
What does a vagina look like after sex ?
Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
A beautiful rose.
What does a vagina look like after sex ?
Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
KidwithSocks
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That had me cracking when i first heard that joke. TRUE non the less :crazy:Bloke said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Teflon_Mcgee
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I love how the vag looks. I don't think they are ugly at all.
Penises on the other hand are pretty ugly.
Penises on the other hand are pretty ugly.
Randallpink83
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vaginas are the most beautiful things on earth.
my jaw literally hurts when i see a pvssy cause I want to taste it so bad...
...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
my jaw literally hurts when i see a pvssy cause I want to taste it so bad...
...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
guywhoneedshelp
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Rob said this once and it says in Alex's AIM profile
"Rob is a flamer because he thinks vagina's are ugly."
"Rob is a flamer because he thinks vagina's are ugly."
ima str8 up pimp
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they taste pretty good, depending on how hott the ***** is of coarse...
like oysters... they're an aquired taste.
like oysters... they're an aquired taste.
Forty0ztoFreedom
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I have to admit . . I LOVE the female body, the curves, t!ts, @ss, legs, everything . . but when its real close and you see one of those HARDCORE porn shots of it . . spread eagle . .
Not a fan.
Not a fan.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
bigjohnson
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Just like the rest of her, some are pretty, some look like 14 pounds of chopped liver.
It's not age or children, must be genetics or something.
It's not age or children, must be genetics or something.
DonGorgon
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This thread sounds like a subliminal gay roll call...LOL
I love the way vages look the bigger the better..:rockon:
I love the way vages look the bigger the better..:rockon:
nightcrawler
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I'm obsessed with vagina for some reason
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
i pick prime rib man...so the beef i been through has always looked and smelt dam near perfect...so..i got no complaints about how p*ssy looks..i have yet to see an ugly one..lol..i hope i never see one either..
i love the female body..top to bottom..i love women SO much i wanna get me atleast 14!!! 2 for each day!
i love the female body..top to bottom..i love women SO much i wanna get me atleast 14!!! 2 for each day!
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Thats just a gay thing to say. Since when did vaginas become scary and frighten anyone? Hahaha funny people.Randallpink83 said:
You can't generalize. There are way too many vagina types. I think a pretty vagina is one that just looks like a nice, tight slit, with no meat curtains dangling out. The outer lips should be protrude a little and look soft, and not deflated. This is a nice pvssy: http://www.kindgirls.com/gal1999/jenni_37545/jenni_37545_4.jpg
An ugly vagina...well this is hard to beat: http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/
An ugly vagina...well this is hard to beat: http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Quit getting hors with nasty pvssies!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.