tony-montana
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i am not gay or anything but i think vaginas can look pretty nasty. i always thought they looked like facehuggers from aliens.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
vaginas are ugly
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
KidwithSocks
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I think they are sexy and hmm cute.
Bloke
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What does a vagina look like before sex ?
A beautiful rose.
What does a vagina look like after sex ?
Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
A beautiful rose.
What does a vagina look like after sex ?
Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
KidwithSocks
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That had me cracking when i first heard that joke. TRUE non the less :crazy:Bloke said:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Teflon_Mcgee
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I love how the vag looks. I don't think they are ugly at all.
Penises on the other hand are pretty ugly.
Penises on the other hand are pretty ugly.
Randallpink83
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vaginas are the most beautiful things on earth.
my jaw literally hurts when i see a pvssy cause I want to taste it so bad...
...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
my jaw literally hurts when i see a pvssy cause I want to taste it so bad...
...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
guywhoneedshelp
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Rob said this once and it says in Alex's AIM profile
"Rob is a flamer because he thinks vagina's are ugly."
"Rob is a flamer because he thinks vagina's are ugly."
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they taste pretty good, depending on how hott the ***** is of coarse...
like oysters... they're an aquired taste.
like oysters... they're an aquired taste.
Forty0ztoFreedom
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I have to admit . . I LOVE the female body, the curves, t!ts, @ss, legs, everything . . but when its real close and you see one of those HARDCORE porn shots of it . . spread eagle . .
Not a fan.
Not a fan.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
bigjohnson
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Just like the rest of her, some are pretty, some look like 14 pounds of chopped liver.
It's not age or children, must be genetics or something.
It's not age or children, must be genetics or something.
DonGorgon
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This thread sounds like a subliminal gay roll call...LOL
I love the way vages look the bigger the better..:rockon:
I love the way vages look the bigger the better..:rockon:
nightcrawler
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I'm obsessed with vagina for some reason
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
i pick prime rib man...so the beef i been through has always looked and smelt dam near perfect...so..i got no complaints about how p*ssy looks..i have yet to see an ugly one..lol..i hope i never see one either..
i love the female body..top to bottom..i love women SO much i wanna get me atleast 14!!! 2 for each day!
i love the female body..top to bottom..i love women SO much i wanna get me atleast 14!!! 2 for each day!
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Thats just a gay thing to say. Since when did vaginas become scary and frighten anyone? Hahaha funny people.Randallpink83 said:
You can't generalize. There are way too many vagina types. I think a pretty vagina is one that just looks like a nice, tight slit, with no meat curtains dangling out. The outer lips should be protrude a little and look soft, and not deflated. This is a nice pvssy: http://www.kindgirls.com/gal1999/jenni_37545/jenni_37545_4.jpg
An ugly vagina...well this is hard to beat: http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/
An ugly vagina...well this is hard to beat: http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Quit getting hors with nasty pvssies!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.