"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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vaginas are ugly

do you think vaginas are ugly?

  • Yes

    Votes: 19 27.9%
  • No

    Votes: 49 72.1%

  • Total voters
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tony-montana

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i am not gay or anything but i think vaginas can look pretty nasty. i always thought they looked like facehuggers from aliens.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bloke

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What does a vagina look like before sex ?

A beautiful rose.

What does a vagina look like after sex ?

Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
 

KidwithSocks

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Bloke said:
What does a vagina look like before sex ?

A beautiful rose.

What does a vagina look like after sex ?

Ever seen a Bulldog eat mayonaise ?
That had me cracking when i first heard that joke. TRUE non the less :crazy:
 

librito

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Vaginas are ugly on the outside but feel beautiful on the inside. Young's chicks are beutiful, older women's are ugly specially when the vagina's lips start hanging out.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Teflon_Mcgee

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I love how the vag looks. I don't think they are ugly at all.

Penises on the other hand are pretty ugly.
 

Randallpink83

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vaginas are the most beautiful things on earth.

my jaw literally hurts when i see a pvssy cause I want to taste it so bad...



...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
 

guywhoneedshelp

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Rob said this once and it says in Alex's AIM profile

"Rob is a flamer because he thinks vagina's are ugly."
 
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they taste pretty good, depending on how hott the ***** is of coarse...

like oysters... they're an aquired taste.
 

Forty0ztoFreedom

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I have to admit . . I LOVE the female body, the curves, t!ts, @ss, legs, everything . . but when its real close and you see one of those HARDCORE porn shots of it . . spread eagle . .

Not a fan.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bigjohnson

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Just like the rest of her, some are pretty, some look like 14 pounds of chopped liver.

It's not age or children, must be genetics or something.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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slickaz

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i pick prime rib man...so the beef i been through has always looked and smelt dam near perfect...so..i got no complaints about how p*ssy looks..i have yet to see an ugly one..lol..i hope i never see one either..

i love the female body..top to bottom..i love women SO much i wanna get me atleast 14!!! 2 for each day!
 

oakraiderz2

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Randallpink83 said:
...I have a gay nephew and he claims that vaginas scare him and gross him out, and thats why he is gay. I cant even imagine that frame of thought.
Thats just a gay thing to say. Since when did vaginas become scary and frighten anyone? Hahaha funny people.
 

speakeasy

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Lexington

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They turn me on, but yeah, from a purely aesthetic point of view, they're not really that pleasing. Of course, it's not like ****s are very visually appealing either. They are however, neater than vag.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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Quit getting hors with nasty pvssies!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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