"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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"this" or "that"

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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SamePendo

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MILF or youngster?

Youngster... as legal as you can.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Would you rather fight to the death:

A) Bigfoot

or

B) An angry homeless man who's armed with a switchblade and needs to feed his family of 4

?
 

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Bigfoot (because it would be more fun than handing the homeless guy his own a$$).


Selma Hayek or Selma Blair?
 
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Selma Hayek

LSD or Ecstacy?
 

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Ecstacy.

Would you rather have sex with:

A. An angry porcupine

or

B. An angry badger
 

SamePendo

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Angry badger

Have a needle inserted to your penis (not the little hole)
or

Have a needle inserted to your eyeball?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have a needle inserted into your penis (unless it's the pee-hole we're talking about, then I'd take it in the eyeball).


If you had your choice of which way to die:


A. Go out in a blaze of glory in a hail of bullets...

or

B. Die of natural causes while screwing your wife many years from now.

?
 
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B. Die of natural causes while screwing your wife many years from now.

Which one is the best:

I. Melodic Heavy Metal II. Death Metal ?
 

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eat herpes.... it doesnt taste like poo haha

best job=
inspector gadget or inspector #9?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Say what, pen?

I though I was answering 2" **** or 20" ****. I know not what you're talking about. Flip a coin to get my answer (someone had to do that eventually).

LTR with cute, reasonably smart, fun gal or an endless parade of flings with fun, wild super-hot gals?
 

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Re: Say what, pen?

LTR with cute, reasonably smart, fun gal.


When in Mexico you should:


A. Drink the water and become violently ill.


or


B. Kill a wild donkey and drink it's blood in order to quench your thirst thus sustaining your life, although you might also grow violently ill from doing so...

?
 

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Goddam, didn't leave me much of a choice, did you? I'll take the donkey, then I can have a nice barbeque on top of it!

Now...
Cleaning up your drunk date's puke
or
Cleaning up dog 5hit
 

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d!ck

Guitar:

Classical or electric?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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