"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"this" or "that"

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SamePendo

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MILF or youngster?

Youngster... as legal as you can.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Would you rather fight to the death:

A) Bigfoot

or

B) An angry homeless man who's armed with a switchblade and needs to feed his family of 4

?
 

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Bigfoot (because it would be more fun than handing the homeless guy his own a$$).


Selma Hayek or Selma Blair?
 
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Selma Hayek

LSD or Ecstacy?
 

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Ecstacy.

Would you rather have sex with:

A. An angry porcupine

or

B. An angry badger
 

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Angry badger

Have a needle inserted to your penis (not the little hole)
or

Have a needle inserted to your eyeball?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Have a needle inserted into your penis (unless it's the pee-hole we're talking about, then I'd take it in the eyeball).


If you had your choice of which way to die:


A. Go out in a blaze of glory in a hail of bullets...

or

B. Die of natural causes while screwing your wife many years from now.

?
 
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B. Die of natural causes while screwing your wife many years from now.

Which one is the best:

I. Melodic Heavy Metal II. Death Metal ?
 

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eat herpes.... it doesnt taste like poo haha

best job=
inspector gadget or inspector #9?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Say what, pen?

I though I was answering 2" **** or 20" ****. I know not what you're talking about. Flip a coin to get my answer (someone had to do that eventually).

LTR with cute, reasonably smart, fun gal or an endless parade of flings with fun, wild super-hot gals?
 

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Re: Say what, pen?

LTR with cute, reasonably smart, fun gal.


When in Mexico you should:


A. Drink the water and become violently ill.


or


B. Kill a wild donkey and drink it's blood in order to quench your thirst thus sustaining your life, although you might also grow violently ill from doing so...

?
 

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Goddam, didn't leave me much of a choice, did you? I'll take the donkey, then I can have a nice barbeque on top of it!

Now...
Cleaning up your drunk date's puke
or
Cleaning up dog 5hit
 

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d!ck

Guitar:

Classical or electric?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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