"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Black socks or white socks?
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Gay or no penis
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Soma
Banned
Would you rather fight to the death:
A) Bigfoot
or
B) An angry homeless man who's armed with a switchblade and needs to feed his family of 4
?
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Selma Hayek or Selma Blair?
The Antichrist_Star
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 9, 2002
- Messages
- 1,066
- Reaction score
- 3
- Age
- 41
LSD or Ecstacy?
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Would you rather have sex with:
A. An angry porcupine
or
B. An angry badger
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
If you had your choice of which way to die:
A. Go out in a blaze of glory in a hail of bullets...
or
B. Die of natural causes while screwing your wife many years from now.
?
Blue Phoenix
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 23, 2004
- Messages
- 1,335
- Reaction score
- 27
Which one is the best:
I. Melodic Heavy Metal II. Death Metal ?
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
die of plague or smallpox
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Eat poo or herpes
penkitten
Master Don Juan
best job=
inspector gadget or inspector #9?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
I though I was answering 2" **** or 20" ****. I know not what you're talking about. Flip a coin to get my answer (someone had to do that eventually).
LTR with cute, reasonably smart, fun gal or an endless parade of flings with fun, wild super-hot gals?
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
LTR with cute, reasonably smart, fun gal.
When in Mexico you should:
A. Drink the water and become violently ill.
or
B. Kill a wild donkey and drink it's blood in order to quench your thirst thus sustaining your life, although you might also grow violently ill from doing so...
?
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Licking d!ck, Or a Hairy poo infested male arsehole
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.