Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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"this" or "that"

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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SamePendo

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MILF or youngster?

Youngster... as legal as you can.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Would you rather fight to the death:

A) Bigfoot

or

B) An angry homeless man who's armed with a switchblade and needs to feed his family of 4

?
 

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Bigfoot (because it would be more fun than handing the homeless guy his own a$$).


Selma Hayek or Selma Blair?
 
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Selma Hayek

LSD or Ecstacy?
 

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Ecstacy.

Would you rather have sex with:

A. An angry porcupine

or

B. An angry badger
 

SamePendo

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Angry badger

Have a needle inserted to your penis (not the little hole)
or

Have a needle inserted to your eyeball?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Have a needle inserted into your penis (unless it's the pee-hole we're talking about, then I'd take it in the eyeball).


If you had your choice of which way to die:


A. Go out in a blaze of glory in a hail of bullets...

or

B. Die of natural causes while screwing your wife many years from now.

?
 
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B. Die of natural causes while screwing your wife many years from now.

Which one is the best:

I. Melodic Heavy Metal II. Death Metal ?
 

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eat herpes.... it doesnt taste like poo haha

best job=
inspector gadget or inspector #9?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Say what, pen?

I though I was answering 2" **** or 20" ****. I know not what you're talking about. Flip a coin to get my answer (someone had to do that eventually).

LTR with cute, reasonably smart, fun gal or an endless parade of flings with fun, wild super-hot gals?
 

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Re: Say what, pen?

LTR with cute, reasonably smart, fun gal.


When in Mexico you should:


A. Drink the water and become violently ill.


or


B. Kill a wild donkey and drink it's blood in order to quench your thirst thus sustaining your life, although you might also grow violently ill from doing so...

?
 

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Goddam, didn't leave me much of a choice, did you? I'll take the donkey, then I can have a nice barbeque on top of it!

Now...
Cleaning up your drunk date's puke
or
Cleaning up dog 5hit
 

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Guitar:

Classical or electric?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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