"this" or "that"

[Saine]

Originally posted by IrReSiStIbLe
Grow 2" longer...

NBA or NFL?

NFL


MMA or just boxing?

 

[dip]

boxing

big titties or big boobies

 

[Abbott]

Big boobies.

Black socks or white socks?

 

[SamePendo]

White, Michael Jackson style.


MILF or youngster?

Youngster... as legal as you can.

 

[AFK Protector]

Youngster

Gay or no penis

 

[Soma]

Gay

Would you rather fight to the death:

A) Bigfoot

or

B) An angry homeless man who's armed with a switchblade and needs to feed his family of 4

?

 

[Spike_the_Dragon]

Bigfoot (because it would be more fun than handing the homeless guy his own a$$).


Selma Hayek or Selma Blair?

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

Selma Hayek

LSD or Ecstacy?

 

[Spike_the_Dragon]

Ecstacy.

Would you rather have sex with:

A. An angry porcupine

or

B. An angry badger

 

[SamePendo]

Angry badger

Have a needle inserted to your penis (not the little hole)
or

Have a needle inserted to your eyeball?

 

[Spike_the_Dragon]

Have a needle inserted into your penis (unless it's the pee-hole we're talking about, then I'd take it in the eyeball).


If you had your choice of which way to die:


A. Go out in a blaze of glory in a hail of bullets...

or

B. Die of natural causes while screwing your wife many years from now.

?

 

[Blue Phoenix]

B. Die of natural causes while screwing your wife many years from now.

Which one is the best:

I. Melodic Heavy Metal II. Death Metal ?

 

[AFK Protector]

melodic death metal even though I haven't heard either

die of plague or smallpox

 

[jiza101]

SMALLPOX

Eat poo or herpes

 

[penkitten]

eat herpes.... it doesnt taste like poo haha

best job=
inspector gadget or inspector #9?

 

[Bonhomme]

Say what, pen?

I though I was answering 2" **** or 20" ****. I know not what you're talking about. Flip a coin to get my answer (someone had to do that eventually).

LTR with cute, reasonably smart, fun gal or an endless parade of flings with fun, wild super-hot gals?

 

[Spike_the_Dragon]

Re: Say what, pen?

LTR with cute, reasonably smart, fun gal.


When in Mexico you should:


A. Drink the water and become violently ill.


or


B. Kill a wild donkey and drink it's blood in order to quench your thirst thus sustaining your life, although you might also grow violently ill from doing so...

?

 

[Desdinova]

Goddam, didn't leave me much of a choice, did you? I'll take the donkey, then I can have a nice barbeque on top of it!

Now...
Cleaning up your drunk date's puke
or
Cleaning up dog 5hit

 

[jiza101]

dog ****

Licking d!ck, Or a Hairy poo infested male arsehole

 

[Gonzalo]

d!ck

Guitar:

Classical or electric?