"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"this" or "that"

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Pretty simple, burps a lot.

I'm going to reiterate last question, this time with more detail:

ƒuck a UG5.
- OR -
ƒuck an HB 10 and ƒuck a guy in a threesome
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Isn't this similar to the last one :confused:

the threesome, of course


cats or dogs?
 

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monkeys... cause they look more dogly.

An extra 10 points to your IQ
OR
Have your rating (on a scale of 1 to 10) be increased by 2 (like a 7 would become a 9).
 

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Originally posted by MVPlaya
monkeys... cause they look more dogly.

An extra 10 points to your IQ
OR
Have your rating (on a scale of 1 to 10) be increased by 2 (like a 7 would become a 9).
Have my rating of my looks increased from a 10 to 12. I'm just that damn sexy and want to be more sexy.

Suck my left testicle or right testicle?

Hahahaha the hardest question of all... :D
 

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Your pick, it doesn't matter much cause they're both really small. By the way, Saine, you're an HB10? I didn't know you were a chick.

Have sex with HB10 but never remember it.
- OR -
Have sex with HB8 and be able to remember it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by gabrielshear
have sex with hb10 AND remember it!!!!

big **** or average ****?
Assume that's d ick, I'll say big ****.

Tell MVPlaya to stop calling me a chick or call HIM a chick. :)

(btw, my penis is big! :mad: :D :) )
 

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Originally posted by Saine
Assume that's d ick, I'll say big ****.

Tell MVPlaya to stop calling me a chick or call HIM a chick. :)

(btw, my penis is big! :mad: :D :) )
Saine you didn't post a question.

Have sex with an anorexic woman or a very fat (600+lbs) woman?
 

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I did post a question. The question was, tell him to stop calling me a chick and everything's fine or EVERYBODY call him a chick.
 

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Originally posted by Saine
I did post a question. The question was, tell him to stop calling me a chick and everything's fine or EVERYBODY call him a chick.
Oh. Very well then.

Tell him to stop calling you a chick.

Now my question:

Have sex with an anorexic woman or a very fat (600+lbs) woman?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yoda

Be an AFC making 300,000 a year

OR

MDJ making 30,000 a year
 

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MDJ making 30k a year. Money's not a problem if I'm happy with myself. Happiness=DJ, AFC=cash cow. You can lose money but you can't lose happiness (unless you die).

Michael Jackson - guilty or innocent?
 

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Originally posted by Saine
. You can lose money but you can't lose happiness (unless you die).
Read my sig!
Male

SamePendo, gay or straight?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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jenna jameson

would you rather...

post field reports
- OR -
make field reports?
 

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Post field reports

What's so hard about that question anyway? :confused:

See Pook in real life ALONE (face2face teacher)
or
See Pook in real life GROUP (group2people teacher)
 

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Re: Post field reports

Originally posted by Saine
What's so hard about that question anyway? :confused:

See Pook in real life ALONE (face2face teacher)
or
See Pook in real life GROUP (group2people teacher)
See Pook one-on-one.

Have Blindness or deafness?

Ben
 

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asked before, but I'd go blind first (despite my love of music, hell, Bach was deaf!)

Saine, the first answer ("write") meant typing them up on SoSuave, the second ("make") meant going out there and chatting to your local HBs and experience an FR. You picked writing, interesting.

Grow 2" taller
or
Grow 2" 'longer' (you know, downstairs)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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