"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Slimijs
Senior Don Juan
the threesome, of course
cats or dogs?
Have sex with HB10 but never remember it.
- OR -
Have sex with HB8 and be able to remember it.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
gabrielshear
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big **** or average ****?
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Saine you didn't post a question.Originally posted by Saine
Assume that's d ick, I'll say big ****.
Tell MVPlaya to stop calling me a chick or call HIM a chick.
(btw, my penis is big!
Have sex with an anorexic woman or a very fat (600+lbs) woman?
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Oh. Very well then.
Tell him to stop calling you a chick.
Now my question:
Have sex with an anorexic woman or a very fat (600+lbs) woman?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
IrReSiStIbLe
Senior Don Juan
Who would you rather screw- Jenna Jameson or Kobe Thai?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Abbott
Master Don Juan
See Pook one-on-one.Originally posted by Saine
What's so hard about that question anyway?
See Pook in real life ALONE (face2face teacher)
or
See Pook in real life GROUP (group2people teacher)
Have Blindness or deafness?
Ben
Saine, the first answer ("write") meant typing them up on SoSuave, the second ("make") meant going out there and chatting to your local HBs and experience an FR. You picked writing, interesting.
Grow 2" taller
or
Grow 2" 'longer' (you know, downstairs)
IrReSiStIbLe
Senior Don Juan
NBA or NFL?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.