"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"this" or "that"

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Pretty simple, burps a lot.

I'm going to reiterate last question, this time with more detail:

ƒuck a UG5.
- OR -
ƒuck an HB 10 and ƒuck a guy in a threesome
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Isn't this similar to the last one :confused:

the threesome, of course


cats or dogs?
 
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monkeys... cause they look more dogly.

An extra 10 points to your IQ
OR
Have your rating (on a scale of 1 to 10) be increased by 2 (like a 7 would become a 9).
 
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Originally posted by MVPlaya
monkeys... cause they look more dogly.

An extra 10 points to your IQ
OR
Have your rating (on a scale of 1 to 10) be increased by 2 (like a 7 would become a 9).
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Have my rating of my looks increased from a 10 to 12. I'm just that damn sexy and want to be more sexy.

Suck my left testicle or right testicle?

Hahahaha the hardest question of all... :D
 
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Your pick, it doesn't matter much cause they're both really small. By the way, Saine, you're an HB10? I didn't know you were a chick.

Have sex with HB10 but never remember it.
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Have sex with HB8 and be able to remember it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by gabrielshear
have sex with hb10 AND remember it!!!!

big **** or average ****?
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Assume that's d ick, I'll say big ****.

Tell MVPlaya to stop calling me a chick or call HIM a chick. :)

(btw, my penis is big! :mad: :D :) )
 
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Originally posted by Saine
Assume that's d ick, I'll say big ****.

Tell MVPlaya to stop calling me a chick or call HIM a chick. :)

(btw, my penis is big! :mad: :D :) )
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Saine you didn't post a question.

Have sex with an anorexic woman or a very fat (600+lbs) woman?
 
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I did post a question. The question was, tell him to stop calling me a chick and everything's fine or EVERYBODY call him a chick.
 
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Originally posted by Saine
I did post a question. The question was, tell him to stop calling me a chick and everything's fine or EVERYBODY call him a chick.
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Oh. Very well then.

Tell him to stop calling you a chick.

Now my question:

Have sex with an anorexic woman or a very fat (600+lbs) woman?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Yoda

Be an AFC making 300,000 a year

OR

MDJ making 30,000 a year
 
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MDJ making 30k a year. Money's not a problem if I'm happy with myself. Happiness=DJ, AFC=cash cow. You can lose money but you can't lose happiness (unless you die).

Michael Jackson - guilty or innocent?
 
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Originally posted by Saine
. You can lose money but you can't lose happiness (unless you die).
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Read my sig!
Male

SamePendo, gay or straight?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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jenna jameson

would you rather...

post field reports
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make field reports?
 
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Post field reports

What's so hard about that question anyway? :confused:

See Pook in real life ALONE (face2face teacher)
or
See Pook in real life GROUP (group2people teacher)
 
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Re: Post field reports

Originally posted by Saine
What's so hard about that question anyway? :confused:

See Pook in real life ALONE (face2face teacher)
or
See Pook in real life GROUP (group2people teacher)
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See Pook one-on-one.

Have Blindness or deafness?

Ben
 
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asked before, but I'd go blind first (despite my love of music, hell, Bach was deaf!)

Saine, the first answer ("write") meant typing them up on SoSuave, the second ("make") meant going out there and chatting to your local HBs and experience an FR. You picked writing, interesting.

Grow 2" taller
or
Grow 2" 'longer' (you know, downstairs)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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