Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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"this" or "that"

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Pretty simple, burps a lot.

I'm going to reiterate last question, this time with more detail:

ƒuck a UG5.
- OR -
ƒuck an HB 10 and ƒuck a guy in a threesome
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Isn't this similar to the last one :confused:

the threesome, of course


cats or dogs?
 

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monkeys... cause they look more dogly.

An extra 10 points to your IQ
OR
Have your rating (on a scale of 1 to 10) be increased by 2 (like a 7 would become a 9).
 

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Originally posted by MVPlaya
monkeys... cause they look more dogly.

An extra 10 points to your IQ
OR
Have your rating (on a scale of 1 to 10) be increased by 2 (like a 7 would become a 9).
Have my rating of my looks increased from a 10 to 12. I'm just that damn sexy and want to be more sexy.

Suck my left testicle or right testicle?

Hahahaha the hardest question of all... :D
 

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Your pick, it doesn't matter much cause they're both really small. By the way, Saine, you're an HB10? I didn't know you were a chick.

Have sex with HB10 but never remember it.
- OR -
Have sex with HB8 and be able to remember it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by gabrielshear
have sex with hb10 AND remember it!!!!

big **** or average ****?
Assume that's d ick, I'll say big ****.

Tell MVPlaya to stop calling me a chick or call HIM a chick. :)

(btw, my penis is big! :mad: :D :) )
 

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Originally posted by Saine
Assume that's d ick, I'll say big ****.

Tell MVPlaya to stop calling me a chick or call HIM a chick. :)

(btw, my penis is big! :mad: :D :) )
Saine you didn't post a question.

Have sex with an anorexic woman or a very fat (600+lbs) woman?
 

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I did post a question. The question was, tell him to stop calling me a chick and everything's fine or EVERYBODY call him a chick.
 

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Originally posted by Saine
I did post a question. The question was, tell him to stop calling me a chick and everything's fine or EVERYBODY call him a chick.
Oh. Very well then.

Tell him to stop calling you a chick.

Now my question:

Have sex with an anorexic woman or a very fat (600+lbs) woman?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Yoda

Be an AFC making 300,000 a year

OR

MDJ making 30,000 a year
 

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MDJ making 30k a year. Money's not a problem if I'm happy with myself. Happiness=DJ, AFC=cash cow. You can lose money but you can't lose happiness (unless you die).

Michael Jackson - guilty or innocent?
 

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Originally posted by Saine
. You can lose money but you can't lose happiness (unless you die).
Read my sig!
Male

SamePendo, gay or straight?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jenna jameson

would you rather...

post field reports
- OR -
make field reports?
 

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Post field reports

What's so hard about that question anyway? :confused:

See Pook in real life ALONE (face2face teacher)
or
See Pook in real life GROUP (group2people teacher)
 

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Re: Post field reports

Originally posted by Saine
What's so hard about that question anyway? :confused:

See Pook in real life ALONE (face2face teacher)
or
See Pook in real life GROUP (group2people teacher)
See Pook one-on-one.

Have Blindness or deafness?

Ben
 

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asked before, but I'd go blind first (despite my love of music, hell, Bach was deaf!)

Saine, the first answer ("write") meant typing them up on SoSuave, the second ("make") meant going out there and chatting to your local HBs and experience an FR. You picked writing, interesting.

Grow 2" taller
or
Grow 2" 'longer' (you know, downstairs)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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