"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!

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Was at a coffee shop last week waiting outside for the President of my management company. He was late and there a girl, maybe mid 20s, little over weight 2 tables over. I was constantly looking in her direction because I knew that’s where he would be walking from.

He was about 10 minutes late and I told her “if my appointment doesn’t show up I’m talking to you“

She laughed and we started talking and talking and talking and I got her name and number but I don’t know if I’m gonna phone and she was a little overweight.

Man I’m becoming red pill.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Mike32ct said:
This was more of an "accidentally" smooth. I just threw this out there to be funny, but it worked better than I thought.

Maybe 2006...

Was at a bar and started chatting with this chick. She said something kind of dismissive and/or sassy. Not sure what it was.

I replied with, "OMG, you are so sleeping on the couch tonight."

She replies with, "Well...I guess it depends if I end up back at your place."

(It worked TOO well. I froze in shock lol. Probably could have continued and pulled.)
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Dude I used to get retarded sometimes back in the day. I got too lazy for game on a few occasions and just pulled then and there.
 
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Her "You're eyes are beautiful"
Me "Tell me something I don't know"

Proceeded by a playful slap, make out and bonk.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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After a couple of online banters on an anonymous chat site, a girl chatted me, "You're too smooth with thiiisss."

I answered, "I'm good with being rough sometimes ".

I'm 20, she's 18, and we exchanged IG accounts after about 45 minutes, a few minutes later after that reply.
 
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DonJuanjr said:
And here I was thinking that saying, "Get over here and suck this average sized slightly thin c0ck" was smooth....:confused:
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Hahaha, I am mostly joking...I mean I do say that but I don't really think it's smooth, more of just every once in while type thing....

Always call it big even if it isn't...women like a guy with that type of confidence
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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With an old coworker. Banged her a few times (obviously)
 
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Skippy said:
The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!
Its been said that men lust with there eyes and woman lust with there ears, so lets all share some of those great spontaneous lines that melted their hearts. To get us on the right track I'll go first.
I was maken out with this honey and the conversation went like this
Sexy Babe: You got really nice eyes.
Me: Thanks, so do you.
Sexy Babe: Your full of ****, know how I know your full of ****?
Me: No?
Sexy Babe: Cause no one has ever told me I'v got nice eyes.
Me: Maybe no ones noticed them before.
She ate it up! DAMN IM SMOOTH!
So come on guys lets hear it.


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-- A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself; but a "brilliant conversationalist" is one who talks to you about yourself.
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I sometimes slide up behind a woman and whisper the following into her ear:
functions of the smooth endoplasmic reticulum include synthesis of carbohydrates, lipids, and steroid hormones (if you don't pay her).

It doesn't get much smoother than that.
 
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Dude if you’re going for medical cringe:

“Your looks are like a CD56+ lymphocyte. Natural Killer.”

bat soup said:
I sometimes slide up behind a woman and whisper the following into her ear:
functions of the smooth endoplasmic reticulum include synthesis of carbohydrates, lipids, and steroid hormones (if you don't pay her).

It doesn't get much smoother than that.
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I was on a second date with this woman where we went to this billiard place and we were shooting pool and having a few drinks and she was actually pretty decent and I told her "Wow, that's pretty impressive. Are you always this good at handling long, hard sticks?"

And she smiled at me and told me I guess i would have to find out for myself at some point.

About 2 hours later at her place I found out she was pretty good at it indeed...
 
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Sang it, rather than spoke:

Baby, eh ehyeah, I get chills when I'm with you ohohohwoah
 
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