"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!

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Was at a coffee shop last week waiting outside for the President of my management company. He was late and there a girl, maybe mid 20s, little over weight 2 tables over. I was constantly looking in her direction because I knew that’s where he would be walking from.

He was about 10 minutes late and I told her “if my appointment doesn’t show up I’m talking to you“

She laughed and we started talking and talking and talking and I got her name and number but I don’t know if I’m gonna phone and she was a little overweight.

Man I’m becoming red pill.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mike32ct said:
This was more of an "accidentally" smooth. I just threw this out there to be funny, but it worked better than I thought.

Maybe 2006...

Was at a bar and started chatting with this chick. She said something kind of dismissive and/or sassy. Not sure what it was.

I replied with, "OMG, you are so sleeping on the couch tonight."

She replies with, "Well...I guess it depends if I end up back at your place."

(It worked TOO well. I froze in shock lol. Probably could have continued and pulled.)
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Dude I used to get retarded sometimes back in the day. I got too lazy for game on a few occasions and just pulled then and there.
 
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Her "You're eyes are beautiful"
Me "Tell me something I don't know"

Proceeded by a playful slap, make out and bonk.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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After a couple of online banters on an anonymous chat site, a girl chatted me, "You're too smooth with thiiisss."

I answered, "I'm good with being rough sometimes ".

I'm 20, she's 18, and we exchanged IG accounts after about 45 minutes, a few minutes later after that reply.
 
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DonJuanjr said:
And here I was thinking that saying, "Get over here and suck this average sized slightly thin c0ck" was smooth....:confused:
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Hahaha, I am mostly joking...I mean I do say that but I don't really think it's smooth, more of just every once in while type thing....

Always call it big even if it isn't...women like a guy with that type of confidence
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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With an old coworker. Banged her a few times (obviously)
 
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Skippy said:
The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!
Its been said that men lust with there eyes and woman lust with there ears, so lets all share some of those great spontaneous lines that melted their hearts. To get us on the right track I'll go first.
I was maken out with this honey and the conversation went like this
Sexy Babe: You got really nice eyes.
Me: Thanks, so do you.
Sexy Babe: Your full of ****, know how I know your full of ****?
Me: No?
Sexy Babe: Cause no one has ever told me I'v got nice eyes.
Me: Maybe no ones noticed them before.
She ate it up! DAMN IM SMOOTH!
So come on guys lets hear it.


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-- All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure --

-- A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself; but a "brilliant conversationalist" is one who talks to you about yourself.
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I sometimes slide up behind a woman and whisper the following into her ear:
functions of the smooth endoplasmic reticulum include synthesis of carbohydrates, lipids, and steroid hormones (if you don't pay her).

It doesn't get much smoother than that.
 
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Dude if you’re going for medical cringe:

“Your looks are like a CD56+ lymphocyte. Natural Killer.”

bat soup said:
I sometimes slide up behind a woman and whisper the following into her ear:
functions of the smooth endoplasmic reticulum include synthesis of carbohydrates, lipids, and steroid hormones (if you don't pay her).

It doesn't get much smoother than that.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I was on a second date with this woman where we went to this billiard place and we were shooting pool and having a few drinks and she was actually pretty decent and I told her "Wow, that's pretty impressive. Are you always this good at handling long, hard sticks?"

And she smiled at me and told me I guess i would have to find out for myself at some point.

About 2 hours later at her place I found out she was pretty good at it indeed...
 
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Sang it, rather than spoke:

Baby, eh ehyeah, I get chills when I'm with you ohohohwoah
 
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