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KenAdams123

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Once went out, ended up incredibly drunk (I can keep my cool when drunk, thank god). Met this girl (HB9) who said she was an arts student, we get talking, hit it off immeadiaty, after some bull****ting and tryna keep my cool I flipped her hair behind her ear and whispered "Draw me like one of your French girls".

So she bursts out laughing, I then took a beer coaster and borrowed a pen of some guy and we headed off to the nearest bench, where I took my smartphone and put on the music "Titanic - The portait". (Laughing ensued). She then continued to draw me, while she was drawing I said "I do believe you are blushing Mrs. artist". (some cheesy Titanic line) But I delivered it perfectly though haha

Afterwards we got up on the bench and I yelled "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD" and she was like "IM FLYING", more laughing ensued, was honestly one of the most interesting nights out, really clicked with that one.

So yeah, I ended up with a nearly perfect drawing of my face on a beer coaster and she wrote her name and number on it. Was a good night!
 

Epic Days

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I told her that the only thing I’m thinking about is how exquisite it would be to have her cvmming in my mouth before I fukked her senseless.
 

2Rocky

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When asked what my idea of a good first date was I didn't mess around talking about what we were going to do, I instead replied:
" a good first date flows with conversation and creates a level of sexual tension that makes you eager to meet again soon." Then she immediately asked me to meet her for coffee in 10 minutes...I totally missed her signal about how her 3 kids were in school until 2 and her apartment was a few blocks away (at 11:30 am).
 

2Rocky

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"that's ok . I don't want to be your boyfriend..."

...."I wanna be your MAN friend"
 

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First time I hung out with this girl at her place. We were on her couch talking, and having a good time/connection. I was trying to be very suave, and only making jokes if they were the appropriate amount of funny and not goofy. I felt a vibe that the conversation was at it's peak, I wanted to make my move but was not sure the best approach as there was some space between us on the couch and she was leaning away from me and I could not move in too easily for the kiss (it would have been un-natural). During the conversation she said something about she likes to do things on the fly and is not much of a planner. So I said:
"oh you're spontaneous.. one of those people that tries to live like its her last day on earth type"
naturally she agreed with me. Then I said:
"well when you kiss me tonight, you better kiss me like it's your last kiss ever"
I stayed silent poker face for her reaction. The ball was in her court. Her eyes opened a bit but she did not move. That's when I called her over to me. She immediately put her glass down and sat up and scooted over to me on the couch. We made out passionately for some time. I pulled her leg over to straddle me and we made out for some more. Then with her on top of me I scooted to the edge of the couch and lifted her up, taking her into her room. 'Twas a great night gents.
 

billtx49

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Push the edge,
I’ll bet you don’t come with references do you?
If I didn’t know better I’d think you were following me…
Try to not keep me out late tonight…
 
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mrgoodstuff

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You can give me some head and then some pvssy, leave $100 on the nightstand.
 

9-3enthusiast

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Not so much said, but did...
A woman at my place spotted my guitars and asked... "play something I'll know..."
So I played Jefferson Starship's 'Jane' (Her name was Jane btw) - During the intro bit she started tapping her knee in time with where the drums come in (so.. she obv knew the song....)
Just got through the power chord section at the beginning... she came over and slapped the lips on me...
10 mins later we were upstairs :D
 
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