"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should I not become a rabbi because I love casual sex?

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I love studying the Torah and the Talmud, but I also love casual sex. The thing is, if I were a rabbi and members of my synagogue knew that I was having casual sex, this could hurt my career as a rabbi. Should I not become a rabbi, or just try to keep my sex life secret? This is a serious question.
 

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Either you’re with it or not. If you want to be a Rabbi then study the laws of the Torah. Study the lives of the Prophets. Keep in mind, once you’re in it (become a Rabbi), you’re in it. One of the worst sins, characteristics, etc is a hypocrite.

Pray for guidance and move forward with your decision.
Thanks for the advice! I will pray about it.
 

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You're 62 years old now. Why become a rabbi now? You like to have sex.
 

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You're 62 years old now. Why become a rabbi now? You like to have sex.
I would like to serve the Jewish community, and love to study the Torah and the Talmud, and love to give public speeches. I think I would make a great rabbi IF I can give up the casual sex. Now that I think about it, maybe I should try to find a quality woman, marry her, AND become a rabbi!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I would like to serve the Jewish community, and love to study the Torah and the Talmud, and love to give public speeches. I think I would make a great rabbi IF I can give up the casual sex. Now that I think about it, maybe I should try to find a quality woman, marry her, AND become a rabbi!
You can serve the Jewish community as a non-rabbi and as a devoted practitioner of Judaism. You have been doing something else with your life for 62 years. You have worked some jobs for the last 40-45 years.
 

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I love studying the Torah and the Talmud, but I also love casual sex. The thing is, if I were a rabbi and members of my synagogue knew that I was having casual sex, this could hurt my career as a rabbi. Should I not become a rabbi, or just try to keep my sex life secret? This is a serious question.
So you don't think your past would come up? Are you naive?

You would get buried once they found out, and they will find out.
 

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It's been my experience that Jewish chicks are typically very chesty. Here is Ben Shapiro's chesty sister:

ben shapiro's sister.jpeg
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I love studying the Torah and the Talmud, but I also love casual sex. The thing is, if I were a rabbi and members of my synagogue knew that I was having casual sex, this could hurt my career as a rabbi. Should I not become a rabbi, or just try to keep my sex life secret? This is a serious question.
Just become a reform or reconstructionist Rabbi. The Jew doctors tell me those sects are barely Jewish. You can also pray to Jesus and ask his opinion. After all, he was a Jew too.
 

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The Talmud allows for all kinds of naughtiness OP. Read it sometime :)

You can go to a town where no one knows you, if that helps.
 

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Just become a reform or reconstructionist Rabbi. The Jew doctors tell me those sects are barely Jewish. You can also pray to Jesus and ask his opinion. After all, he was a Jew too.
It isn't kosher for a Jew to pray to Jesus. Also, why would I? I don't believe he was: God, the Messiah, or the son of God.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Coming to SS to get on advice on becoming a rabbi or not. We are a full service community.
 

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It isn't kosher for a Jew to pray to Jesus. Also, why would I? I don't believe he was: God, the Messiah, or the son of God.
Depends on the sect. The reform and reconstructionists are barely Jewish I am told.. They are more "Jew-ish". Then you have the Messianic Jews who believe in JC.

Just depends on what your level and discipline for your religion. Only you can decide that. However, if you are not going to stick to the rules of the Torah and laws of Moses, then look at the less strict versions of your religion.

P.S. - I've dated a lot of Jewish tadpoles; this is how I know a little bit about them.
 

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Secrets have a nasty way of turning into big problems, especially when you're a spiritual leader. You have to abide by what you're going to preach.
 

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She should fix the nose; but prob. gives good head. I believe it's part of a Jewish woman's offerings.. Nice big t!ts and good head. What could go wrong? Just make sure you make a sh!t ton of $$$$.
She did get the nose redone. She's also an aspiring opera singer: :eek: :eek: :eek:

 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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