"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Should I not become a rabbi because I love casual sex?

davidsonj73

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I love studying the Torah and the Talmud, but I also love casual sex. The thing is, if I were a rabbi and members of my synagogue knew that I was having casual sex, this could hurt my career as a rabbi. Should I not become a rabbi, or just try to keep my sex life secret? This is a serious question.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Either you’re with it or not. If you want to be a Rabbi then study the laws of the Torah. Study the lives of the Prophets. Keep in mind, once you’re in it (become a Rabbi), you’re in it. One of the worst sins, characteristics, etc is a hypocrite.

Pray for guidance and move forward with your decision.
Thanks for the advice! I will pray about it.
 

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You're 62 years old now. Why become a rabbi now? You like to have sex.
 

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You're 62 years old now. Why become a rabbi now? You like to have sex.
I would like to serve the Jewish community, and love to study the Torah and the Talmud, and love to give public speeches. I think I would make a great rabbi IF I can give up the casual sex. Now that I think about it, maybe I should try to find a quality woman, marry her, AND become a rabbi!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I would like to serve the Jewish community, and love to study the Torah and the Talmud, and love to give public speeches. I think I would make a great rabbi IF I can give up the casual sex. Now that I think about it, maybe I should try to find a quality woman, marry her, AND become a rabbi!
You can serve the Jewish community as a non-rabbi and as a devoted practitioner of Judaism. You have been doing something else with your life for 62 years. You have worked some jobs for the last 40-45 years.
 

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I love studying the Torah and the Talmud, but I also love casual sex. The thing is, if I were a rabbi and members of my synagogue knew that I was having casual sex, this could hurt my career as a rabbi. Should I not become a rabbi, or just try to keep my sex life secret? This is a serious question.
So you don't think your past would come up? Are you naive?

You would get buried once they found out, and they will find out.
 

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It's been my experience that Jewish chicks are typically very chesty. Here is Ben Shapiro's chesty sister:

ben shapiro's sister.jpeg
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I love studying the Torah and the Talmud, but I also love casual sex. The thing is, if I were a rabbi and members of my synagogue knew that I was having casual sex, this could hurt my career as a rabbi. Should I not become a rabbi, or just try to keep my sex life secret? This is a serious question.
Just become a reform or reconstructionist Rabbi. The Jew doctors tell me those sects are barely Jewish. You can also pray to Jesus and ask his opinion. After all, he was a Jew too.
 

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The Talmud allows for all kinds of naughtiness OP. Read it sometime :)

You can go to a town where no one knows you, if that helps.
 

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Just become a reform or reconstructionist Rabbi. The Jew doctors tell me those sects are barely Jewish. You can also pray to Jesus and ask his opinion. After all, he was a Jew too.
It isn't kosher for a Jew to pray to Jesus. Also, why would I? I don't believe he was: God, the Messiah, or the son of God.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Coming to SS to get on advice on becoming a rabbi or not. We are a full service community.
 

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It isn't kosher for a Jew to pray to Jesus. Also, why would I? I don't believe he was: God, the Messiah, or the son of God.
Depends on the sect. The reform and reconstructionists are barely Jewish I am told.. They are more "Jew-ish". Then you have the Messianic Jews who believe in JC.

Just depends on what your level and discipline for your religion. Only you can decide that. However, if you are not going to stick to the rules of the Torah and laws of Moses, then look at the less strict versions of your religion.

P.S. - I've dated a lot of Jewish tadpoles; this is how I know a little bit about them.
 

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Secrets have a nasty way of turning into big problems, especially when you're a spiritual leader. You have to abide by what you're going to preach.
 

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She should fix the nose; but prob. gives good head. I believe it's part of a Jewish woman's offerings.. Nice big t!ts and good head. What could go wrong? Just make sure you make a sh!t ton of $$$$.
She did get the nose redone. She's also an aspiring opera singer: :eek: :eek: :eek:

 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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