GreatHornedOwl
Senior Don Juan
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Tell her once she's in them, you're throwing away the key!
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What do you mean?Tell her once she's in them, you're throwing away the key!
Not really a sh1t test. More just some of the meaningless things chicks say in early phase dating. Like others have said - until you have the first date secured you really have nothing. Stop being her texting buddy and set a date and make it happen.Hey boys. For more context look at my last post. But this girl just shjtt test me on snap. Haven’t replied yet. Any tips on how to pass this one?
Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
This girl is a crazy ***** that has had a crush on me for years and randomly txt me asking if I wanted to fck.
We’ve basically been sexting back and fourth but haven’t done the deed yet bc we live in different states.
yeah i know. just sent thatSay, "Yes, I am."
I already told you this.
preach. noted.Not really a sh1t test. More just some of the meaningless things chicks say in early phase dating. Like others have said - until you have the first date secured you really have nothing. Stop being her texting buddy and set a date and make it happen.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
No sht. Thats what u get for taking Walter Mitty's advicefck i feel like the 100% honest thing was the wrong way to go
me and her have been talking about meeting and ****ing for the past week. she’s out of state so I haven’t figured out a way to do it with my schedule yet... But I already replied to her. here is our convo so far."I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
I have never got such a text from a girl...... I don't see where she either implies or expresses she wants you to have sex with her. Am I missing anything?
This is a cross examination question. She wants to know if you are or not talking to other girls, women, donkeys, hens, goats...etc. She is puting words in your mouth and acts in your life.
I would simply reply to her "me neither." Or "Ok" or " thanks for the information" or "I know".
She probably won't believe you. When you reply to her make sure you act nonchalant and disregard the whole text. Act indifferent.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
yeah I know. i really wanna fck this girl man. she’s hanging out with her girl gang rn, so I think she is just tryna be all big ***** mode in front of her friends.Don't reply.
She wants you to chase her. Women get off on this sh!t.
eh. i’ll keep my distance. i’ve known this girl for years. Also, I read that post you shared btw. thxU blew it. Move on
me and her have been talking about meeting and ****ing for the past week. she’s out of state so I haven’t figured out a way to do it with my schedule yet... But I already replied to her. here is our convo so far."I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
I have never got such a text from a girl...... I don't see where she either implies or expresses she wants you to have sex with her. Am I missing anything?
This is a cross examination question. She wants to know if you are or not talking to other girls, women, donkeys, hens, goats...etc. She is puting words in your mouth and acts in your life.
I would simply reply to her "me neither." Or "Ok" or " thanks for the information" or "I know".
She probably won't believe you. When you reply to her make sure you act nonchalant and disregard the whole text. Act indifferent.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Yes I'm talking to other women who are not as bitchy as you are now. *Smirk*Hey boys. For more context look at my last post. But this girl just shjtt test me on snap. Haven’t replied yet. Any tips on how to pass this one?
Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
This girl is a crazy ***** that has had a crush on me for years and randomly txt me asking if I wanted to fck.
We’ve basically been sexting back and fourth but haven’t done the deed yet bc we live in different states.
Translation: "I have an over inflated ego, and I will be playing games."Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
Meet her at a motel.Hey boys. For more context look at my last post. But this girl just shjtt test me on snap. Haven’t replied yet. Any tips on how to pass this one?
Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
This girl is a crazy ***** that has had a crush on me for years and randomly txt me asking if I wanted to fck.
We’ve basically been sexting back and fourth but haven’t done the deed yet bc we live in different states.
Focus your attention on other women. You seem way too thirsty for this girl and your messages will reflect that if you continue.yeah I know. i really wanna fck this girl man. she’s hanging out with her girl gang rn, so I think she is just tryna be all big ***** mode in front of her friends.
We have only one question, how much do you like her on a scale from 1-10 (10 being a lot)?Hey boys. For more context look at my last post. But this girl just shjtt test me on snap. Haven’t replied yet. Any tips on how to pass this one?
Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
This girl is a crazy ***** that has had a crush on me for years and randomly txt me asking if I wanted to fck.
We’ve basically been sexting back and fourth but haven’t done the deed yet bc we live in different states.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.