GreatHornedOwl
Senior Don Juan
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Tell her once she's in them, you're throwing away the key!
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
What do you mean?Tell her once she's in them, you're throwing away the key!
Not really a sh1t test. More just some of the meaningless things chicks say in early phase dating. Like others have said - until you have the first date secured you really have nothing. Stop being her texting buddy and set a date and make it happen.Hey boys. For more context look at my last post. But this girl just shjtt test me on snap. Haven’t replied yet. Any tips on how to pass this one?
Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
This girl is a crazy ***** that has had a crush on me for years and randomly txt me asking if I wanted to fck.
We’ve basically been sexting back and fourth but haven’t done the deed yet bc we live in different states.
yeah i know. just sent thatSay, "Yes, I am."
I already told you this.
preach. noted.Not really a sh1t test. More just some of the meaningless things chicks say in early phase dating. Like others have said - until you have the first date secured you really have nothing. Stop being her texting buddy and set a date and make it happen.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
No sht. Thats what u get for taking Walter Mitty's advicefck i feel like the 100% honest thing was the wrong way to go
me and her have been talking about meeting and ****ing for the past week. she’s out of state so I haven’t figured out a way to do it with my schedule yet... But I already replied to her. here is our convo so far."I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
I have never got such a text from a girl...... I don't see where she either implies or expresses she wants you to have sex with her. Am I missing anything?
This is a cross examination question. She wants to know if you are or not talking to other girls, women, donkeys, hens, goats...etc. She is puting words in your mouth and acts in your life.
I would simply reply to her "me neither." Or "Ok" or " thanks for the information" or "I know".
She probably won't believe you. When you reply to her make sure you act nonchalant and disregard the whole text. Act indifferent.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
yeah I know. i really wanna fck this girl man. she’s hanging out with her girl gang rn, so I think she is just tryna be all big ***** mode in front of her friends.Don't reply.
She wants you to chase her. Women get off on this sh!t.
eh. i’ll keep my distance. i’ve known this girl for years. Also, I read that post you shared btw. thxU blew it. Move on
me and her have been talking about meeting and ****ing for the past week. she’s out of state so I haven’t figured out a way to do it with my schedule yet... But I already replied to her. here is our convo so far."I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
I have never got such a text from a girl...... I don't see where she either implies or expresses she wants you to have sex with her. Am I missing anything?
This is a cross examination question. She wants to know if you are or not talking to other girls, women, donkeys, hens, goats...etc. She is puting words in your mouth and acts in your life.
I would simply reply to her "me neither." Or "Ok" or " thanks for the information" or "I know".
She probably won't believe you. When you reply to her make sure you act nonchalant and disregard the whole text. Act indifferent.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Yes I'm talking to other women who are not as bitchy as you are now. *Smirk*Hey boys. For more context look at my last post. But this girl just shjtt test me on snap. Haven’t replied yet. Any tips on how to pass this one?
Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
This girl is a crazy ***** that has had a crush on me for years and randomly txt me asking if I wanted to fck.
We’ve basically been sexting back and fourth but haven’t done the deed yet bc we live in different states.
Translation: "I have an over inflated ego, and I will be playing games."Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
Meet her at a motel.Hey boys. For more context look at my last post. But this girl just shjtt test me on snap. Haven’t replied yet. Any tips on how to pass this one?
Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
This girl is a crazy ***** that has had a crush on me for years and randomly txt me asking if I wanted to fck.
We’ve basically been sexting back and fourth but haven’t done the deed yet bc we live in different states.
Focus your attention on other women. You seem way too thirsty for this girl and your messages will reflect that if you continue.yeah I know. i really wanna fck this girl man. she’s hanging out with her girl gang rn, so I think she is just tryna be all big ***** mode in front of her friends.
We have only one question, how much do you like her on a scale from 1-10 (10 being a lot)?Hey boys. For more context look at my last post. But this girl just shjtt test me on snap. Haven’t replied yet. Any tips on how to pass this one?
Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”
This girl is a crazy ***** that has had a crush on me for years and randomly txt me asking if I wanted to fck.
We’ve basically been sexting back and fourth but haven’t done the deed yet bc we live in different states.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.