Yookiwooki
Don Juan
Using sarcasm is bad. No matter how funny it is, it will get you nowhere; its just too negative.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Sarcasm
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Midnight Carnival
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Weird, I find it cute when girls do it.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Um...no its not.Yookiwooki said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
DJ_Matthew
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Sarcasm is magic when used right.
Of course, you can't overdo just like any other technique.
Of course, you can't overdo just like any other technique.
Sarcasm is bad? No way. It has done wonders for my "game." If you know how to use it properly. And know when to turn it off. I've made alot of women blush and bust up laughing with my sarcasm. In fact, most have told me. They were attracted to my sense of humor.
The key is not to be too mean. And not to do it all the time. Just tease a little.
The key is not to be too mean. And not to do it all the time. Just tease a little.
Yookiwooki
Don Juan
but even if its really funny and they laugh their asses off, its still gives them the impression that your a cynical person
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Thats not possible; if you make them laugh and they think youre funny, it would be a contrdictory thought to see you as cynical. You probably said something sarcastic with a negative attitude and didnt pull it off right. You my sir, your wrong.Yookiwooki said:
GloriouslyInsane
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I once got the "You don't even know me! You're lucky im a person that doesn't get offended easily!"
I replied with "I already knew that"
She said "How did you know?"
"Because you were laughing all the time"
She said "You are right"
So there goes, if she laughs continue
If she doesn't next her.I humour so i can laugh and have fun,so if she doesn't like it i drop her asap.
I replied with "I already knew that"
She said "How did you know?"
"Because you were laughing all the time"
She said "You are right"
So there goes, if she laughs continue
If she doesn't next her.I humour so i can laugh and have fun,so if she doesn't like it i drop her asap."I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
MightyMate
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That is not true. Maybe You used it wrong.
meitenesrigas
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Sarcasm is unheard of in many cultures. I come from a background like most of you, but when I left I had to quit using it. I love the fact that girls don't use it where I am at. I would advise you to get really pissed if a girl uses it with you. Dump her would be an even better suggestion. It has taken me many thousands of miles to realize just how defeating it is.
Midnight Carnival
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Why the hell would you do that... :/meitenesrigas said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
dynamicallyidle
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Depends on the type of woman. That some of you don't realize that women respond completely differently to different personalities betrays your lack of mastery of them.
Just Another Guy....
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It's all about her. Sarcasm goes right over some people...