Yookiwooki
Don Juan
Using sarcasm is bad. No matter how funny it is, it will get you nowhere; its just too negative.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Sarcasm
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Midnight Carnival
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Weird, I find it cute when girls do it.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Um...no its not.Yookiwooki said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
DJ_Matthew
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Sarcasm is magic when used right.
Of course, you can't overdo just like any other technique.
Of course, you can't overdo just like any other technique.
Sarcasm is bad? No way. It has done wonders for my "game." If you know how to use it properly. And know when to turn it off. I've made alot of women blush and bust up laughing with my sarcasm. In fact, most have told me. They were attracted to my sense of humor.
The key is not to be too mean. And not to do it all the time. Just tease a little.
The key is not to be too mean. And not to do it all the time. Just tease a little.
Yookiwooki
Don Juan
but even if its really funny and they laugh their asses off, its still gives them the impression that your a cynical person
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Thats not possible; if you make them laugh and they think youre funny, it would be a contrdictory thought to see you as cynical. You probably said something sarcastic with a negative attitude and didnt pull it off right. You my sir, your wrong.Yookiwooki said:
GloriouslyInsane
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I once got the "You don't even know me! You're lucky im a person that doesn't get offended easily!"
I replied with "I already knew that"
She said "How did you know?"
"Because you were laughing all the time"
She said "You are right"
So there goes, if she laughs continue
If she doesn't next her.I humour so i can laugh and have fun,so if she doesn't like it i drop her asap.
I replied with "I already knew that"
She said "How did you know?"
"Because you were laughing all the time"
She said "You are right"
So there goes, if she laughs continue
If she doesn't next her.I humour so i can laugh and have fun,so if she doesn't like it i drop her asap."She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
MightyMate
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That is not true. Maybe You used it wrong.
meitenesrigas
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Sarcasm is unheard of in many cultures. I come from a background like most of you, but when I left I had to quit using it. I love the fact that girls don't use it where I am at. I would advise you to get really pissed if a girl uses it with you. Dump her would be an even better suggestion. It has taken me many thousands of miles to realize just how defeating it is.
Midnight Carnival
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Why the hell would you do that... :/meitenesrigas said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
dynamicallyidle
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Depends on the type of woman. That some of you don't realize that women respond completely differently to different personalities betrays your lack of mastery of them.
Just Another Guy....
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It's all about her. Sarcasm goes right over some people...