Yookiwooki
Don Juan
Using sarcasm is bad. No matter how funny it is, it will get you nowhere; its just too negative.
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Sarcasm
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Midnight Carnival
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Weird, I find it cute when girls do it.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Um...no its not.Yookiwooki said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DJ_Matthew
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Sarcasm is magic when used right.
Of course, you can't overdo just like any other technique.
Of course, you can't overdo just like any other technique.
Sarcasm is bad? No way. It has done wonders for my "game." If you know how to use it properly. And know when to turn it off. I've made alot of women blush and bust up laughing with my sarcasm. In fact, most have told me. They were attracted to my sense of humor.
The key is not to be too mean. And not to do it all the time. Just tease a little.
The key is not to be too mean. And not to do it all the time. Just tease a little.
Yookiwooki
Don Juan
but even if its really funny and they laugh their asses off, its still gives them the impression that your a cynical person
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Thats not possible; if you make them laugh and they think youre funny, it would be a contrdictory thought to see you as cynical. You probably said something sarcastic with a negative attitude and didnt pull it off right. You my sir, your wrong.Yookiwooki said:
GloriouslyInsane
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I once got the "You don't even know me! You're lucky im a person that doesn't get offended easily!"
I replied with "I already knew that"
She said "How did you know?"
"Because you were laughing all the time"
She said "You are right"
So there goes, if she laughs continue
If she doesn't next her.I humour so i can laugh and have fun,so if she doesn't like it i drop her asap.
I replied with "I already knew that"
She said "How did you know?"
"Because you were laughing all the time"
She said "You are right"
So there goes, if she laughs continue
If she doesn't next her.I humour so i can laugh and have fun,so if she doesn't like it i drop her asap."She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
MightyMate
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That is not true. Maybe You used it wrong.
meitenesrigas
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Sarcasm is unheard of in many cultures. I come from a background like most of you, but when I left I had to quit using it. I love the fact that girls don't use it where I am at. I would advise you to get really pissed if a girl uses it with you. Dump her would be an even better suggestion. It has taken me many thousands of miles to realize just how defeating it is.
Midnight Carnival
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Why the hell would you do that... :/meitenesrigas said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
dynamicallyidle
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Depends on the type of woman. That some of you don't realize that women respond completely differently to different personalities betrays your lack of mastery of them.
Just Another Guy....
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It's all about her. Sarcasm goes right over some people...