Yookiwooki
Don Juan
Using sarcasm is bad. No matter how funny it is, it will get you nowhere; its just too negative.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Midnight Carnival
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Weird, I find it cute when girls do it.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Um...no its not.Yookiwooki said:
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
DJ_Matthew
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Sarcasm is magic when used right.
Of course, you can't overdo just like any other technique.
Of course, you can't overdo just like any other technique.
Sarcasm is bad? No way. It has done wonders for my "game." If you know how to use it properly. And know when to turn it off. I've made alot of women blush and bust up laughing with my sarcasm. In fact, most have told me. They were attracted to my sense of humor.
The key is not to be too mean. And not to do it all the time. Just tease a little.
The key is not to be too mean. And not to do it all the time. Just tease a little.
Yookiwooki
Don Juan
but even if its really funny and they laugh their asses off, its still gives them the impression that your a cynical person
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Thats not possible; if you make them laugh and they think youre funny, it would be a contrdictory thought to see you as cynical. You probably said something sarcastic with a negative attitude and didnt pull it off right. You my sir, your wrong.Yookiwooki said:
GloriouslyInsane
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I once got the "You don't even know me! You're lucky im a person that doesn't get offended easily!"
I replied with "I already knew that"
She said "How did you know?"
"Because you were laughing all the time"
She said "You are right"
So there goes, if she laughs continue
If she doesn't next her.I humour so i can laugh and have fun,so if she doesn't like it i drop her asap.
I replied with "I already knew that"
She said "How did you know?"
"Because you were laughing all the time"
She said "You are right"
So there goes, if she laughs continue
If she doesn't next her.I humour so i can laugh and have fun,so if she doesn't like it i drop her asap."Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
MightyMate
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That is not true. Maybe You used it wrong.
meitenesrigas
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Sarcasm is unheard of in many cultures. I come from a background like most of you, but when I left I had to quit using it. I love the fact that girls don't use it where I am at. I would advise you to get really pissed if a girl uses it with you. Dump her would be an even better suggestion. It has taken me many thousands of miles to realize just how defeating it is.
Midnight Carnival
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Why the hell would you do that... :/meitenesrigas said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
dynamicallyidle
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Depends on the type of woman. That some of you don't realize that women respond completely differently to different personalities betrays your lack of mastery of them.
Just Another Guy....
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It's all about her. Sarcasm goes right over some people...