heteropedro
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Which one should I do for my cardio?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Run or bike
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Soshyopathe
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run
Suaveman
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run
heteropedro
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lol run it is
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
xyzzy
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good choice my man
Don Chico
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At a high cadence on a bike (over 50 rpm pedaling), one will burn more with biking per time unit. Biking is better and lower impact; but running is easier and requires less equipment.
Personally, I alternate every other day between biking 30 miles (about 2 hours) and running. (and I take two days off per week)
If you have a good bike, then bike; if you don't, then run.
Personally, I alternate every other day between biking 30 miles (about 2 hours) and running. (and I take two days off per week)
If you have a good bike, then bike; if you don't, then run.
myfriendblu
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Im highly against biking. basically its been proven to wreck HAVOCK on your testicals. Its been proven to lower sperm counts in dozens of studies.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
willo
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That's what nicks are for mygriendblu.
DJintheworks
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I slowly shredded my achillies tendon while I used to be a biking animal. it doesnt kill your balls unless you ride all day like the pros. even then lance armstrong has had a couple of kids even after cancer and all that prostate pinching.
still my vote goes for no cardio, but if you must, then run.
still my vote goes for no cardio, but if you must, then run.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Definitely bike, on and off road.
Jango_Xavier
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I would go for running because when I bike my nuts go from side to side and hurts too.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Did I mention that in my experience, I run into more fit women while cycling 
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.