"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Me: *laugh in her face* and walk away
Or if you wanna get laid
Her: Will you buy me a drink
Me: If you blow me first, and if you're good and I like it then I'll buy you one.. But You don't really look like the type of girl who could handle my 20inch ****, So I guess no.. or am I wrong????
Allot of times she would want to prove to you that you're wrong..
If she refuses.. then just say ''Your loss'' and walk away with a smile
MJALLTHEWAY
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Me: Ummm, these are my friends (walk away)
I like responding with an answer that doesn't even acknowledge their question.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
squirrels
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Sometimes I ask them to buy ME drinks..."Hey, what's that? Can I have a sip? Delicious...get me one!" Jokingly of course, but you'd be surprised how many girls i get to buy me drinks. IIRC, I've had pornstars buy me drinks. (then totally play me like a chump, but at least the drinks were free
)Anyway...if she just comes up to you and asks out of nowhere, "Hey will you buy me/my friends a drink?", an outright "um, no" is probably not out of the question. It'd be like you going up to a girl and saying, "Let's make out".
The ol', "I don't even know you yet!" also works well. Humor is always good. "Not until we're married! What kind of guy do you think I am??" Dumb sh!t like that. Gets 'em talking.
I sometimes used to set up an alternating arrangement...you get one, I get the next, etc. If it's a DATE date, I'll pay for the date itself, maybe the first drink. After that, if she wants to be a lush and start taking shots, it's going on HER tab.
Umm...what else works? You could always make her "earn it" by getting her to pick out something good for both of you. I like fruity chick-drinks, so I'll tell her that if she can come up with something tasty, I'll get both of them. That way, for my money, I get a new drink to taste...and it challenges her to be interesting (not just good-looking) for it. Or if it's a crowded bar, get THEM to order the drinks, since t!tties get faster service.
I've tried telling her, "I'm only going to pay for a girl's drinks if she's coming home with me"...got called materialistic. Good way to get rid of drink-trollers but doesn't do much for "game".
Just remember...If she's really interested in you, not buying the drink isn't going to blow the deal, as long as you respond to it in a "cool" way. If she's not into you and she's just trying to get a free drink, there's little you can say that's gonna suddenly make her into you.
So whatever.
Whatever you do, have FUN with it...that's why you're out drinking in the first place. Some of you guys who come up with outright angry or ignorant responses...sheesh.
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Her-WIll you buy me a drink?
You-What's in it for me?
Ridingthelightning
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...you can solve this math problem.
...you can solve this riddle.
...you will kiss me on the lips right now.
...you will buy me one.
...I get to hold on to it.
No...
...I would but you're (whatever their hair color is).
...you're not that easy.
...I'm not that easy.
...you just want a drink.
...buy me one.
...we're not on a date.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Razor Sharp
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These type of women also tend to be terrible in the sack. They don't f*ck with the enthusiasm that I demand, it's all kind of like a job for them (you know, what with them collecting tips all night).
I like a lady who really wants - no NEEDS a good boning. One that doesn't f*ck out of obligation. One that never uses intimacy as collateral leverage, or some sort of weapon to beat you into submission with. (some chumps call this "love")
F*ck THAT noise
When they bat their little eyelashes, stick out their chests and ask for a drink I just say "what for?"
Seriously babe - what have you done for me other than look good?
That gets a blank stare with an awkward pause before I bail on her wack set and talk to someone more interesting.
CrashOverRide
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Me: ohhh sure no problem
Her: I'll take a malibu bay breeze
Me: ok... but 1 quick question
Her: Yeah?
Me: Are you going to suck my dvick now or later?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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''Will you buy me a drink''
With a light charming smile, ''come with me'' and take her by the hand and go to the bar or better yet a darker corner with secluded tables.
If she refuses at any point, show complete indifference like some dumb girl doesn't want to come with the classiest, suavest guy on the planet and walk away like cool guys walk away from explosions.
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Guy: Look her straight in the eyes blank stare for 5 seconds watch her get frightened and walk away. Laugh with your friends at your table about it
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.